oblivion;

Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.

okay but this is so adorable

brb sCREAMING

Not drarry, but can’t not reblog….

When science also tells you that a strategy of mutual accommodation is as successful as a strategy of exploitation.

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

i’m laughing so hard right now!

Say what you will about how Harry Potter increases in complexity and darkness as it progresses but I think JKR sets the tone of the series pretty well when she has Dumbledore play ding-dong-ditch with a baby in the first chapter

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out

“#im so into the idea of the ravenclaws being like #‘we tried every spell we could think of and we cant get it to change the password or let us in without it’ #and the gryffindors are just like #‘ALRIGHT EVERYONE STAND BACK WE’RE EITHER GONNA JINX THIS DOOR INTO OBLIVION OR BLOW IT THE FUCK UP WITH LITERAL EXPLOSIVES BUT WE ARE GETTI #*GETTING IN WITHOUT THAT PASSWORD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER'” (via: detectivejoan)

All while the Hufflepuffs provided the Gryffindors with the explosives (who are confused because these little puffballs have explosives? But also very impressed because these little puffballs HAVE EXPLOSIVES), along with cookies and words of encouragement for every house. And the Ravenclaws are munching cookies in the Puff common room while they work with the Slytherins to write a strongly worded letter to the head master. 

and all the while everyone is getting along. Is happy and there is no prejudice. It’s actually the opposite. And the Gryffindor’s finally getting the door down at two in the morning. But the Slytherin’s wanting to stay with the Puff’s. So they all have a Sleepover. And Professor’s walking into the Slytherin common room in the morning finding it deserted. Then looking in the other houses to find them all sleeping in the common rooms. All of them. (Alright next person :3) 

And then this becomes a regular thing, not just between Slytherin and Hufflepuff but the other houses get involved too, and each weekend it’s at a different house

And they invite professors and everyone having a blast+McGonagall sharing embarrassing stories for past eras

The room is in tears as she finishes, “All was well.”

^^^ @ my last anon THIS is the way to say what i was trying to say

This exactly because even though Kylo was groomed by Snoke he still has a very strong sense of right and wrong and choose wrong. You can see this through out the film especially when he kills Han. He feels like he doesn’t have the strength to do it. He cries when he does it. Han tells him Snoke is just using him and “he knows it” and the TFA says Kylo knows it’s true. But he STILL fucking kills Han! His pride and arrogance wouldn’t let him tell the truth. He values the power that comes from the dark side more than human life. Even if he did confess to all of his crimes in episode 8 or 9 he still actively chose to do those things. He’s not Snoke’s robot. Some people just need to let villains be villains.you can think villain is a interesting character without sanitizing their image.

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

at this point i’ve accepted that the most asian representation i will ever get out of a hollywood movie is when there’s a dark scene and i can see my own blank reflection staring back at me from the laptop screen

I hate this

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.

One last goodbye to my favourite meme.