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i just smelled a random guys cologne and imagined his cock inside me

ngl these are the kinda thoughts I'm inviting when I wear cologne

wearing an ugly watch and button up shirt to signal i’m dominant in bed

I fucking LOVE when men get turned on from random things. I was bending over to make the bed today and next thing I know, my bf is grinding his cock against my ass. I just love when he sees me and NEEDS to put a load in me <3

my favorite part of being a guy

she kinda looks like the drug addicted sister from Evil Dead (2013)

One of my biggest “tinfoil hat” conspiracy theories that I believe with my whole chest is that many, if not most, of the beauty standards surrounding women’s bodies are artificially plugged into the media by abusers whose sole purpose is to make women as easy to oppress as possible. They tell you that you should be delicate and skinny because it’s harder to fight back that way.

No shit that's the whole reason we find it hot