silly goose crossing

one time i made a reference to my friend over text and he hadn't seen the thing i was referencing so he didn't get it and i was like 'it's just a fandom joke sorry' and then he was like 'oh you don't need to apologise no worries don't be sorry' and my phone's suggested responses were 'ok, sorry,' 'i'm sorry about that,' and 'my bad, sorry.'

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

like me and sharing whatever weird thing i learnt that day or whatever 'way too sweet' thing my best friend said to me -- which is usually just literally any compliment

the only reasons i relate to this are 1} because my mother and i vent aggressively to each other instead of starting fights with the people we're actually mad at , and 2) after my mum and i first heard silver spoon by erin lecount , we started very pointedly asking each other and my cousins how our days were

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

can we talk about how jax genuenly belived nothing that was happening was real to the extent he figured out how to manifest shit into happening by himself and also taught pomni how to do it. can we talk about the scene where he tells her shes being too realistic with the gun and teaches her how to never miss a shot with the sheer power of believing she can do it. can we talk about how hes been pulling keys from hammerspace this whole time and just Opened the chinese room door without a key when they ran out of keys to try on the lock. can we talk about how he figured out something only caine and kinger knew about by sheer power of dissociation. can we talk about how pomni never used the cartoon logic powers she learned from him after episode 6 again until now

this is how my male friends who dislike touch explained to their other male friends why i was so clingy and why they allow it .

this except if my family wanted to keep me happy , they'd tell only me about all the drama and not talk to anyone else and then i could be the secret-keeper

some songs dont specify any gender in their lyrics and may even be written by straight people yet my brain flags their vibe as so gay that seeing them applied to straight ships makes me feel like i stepped into the evil mirror dimension. like damn what do you mean we werent all on the same page about this one.

this also reminds me of every time emily gilmore is out on the patio having tea with her gossipy dar friends