I can’t express how much I love this woman

Shouldn’t have warned her. Rookie mistake

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

assigned goth at birth

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

No no, it’s okay. Surely it’s just some kind of weird consensual thing? Because there’s a scene later where Mr. Mime is resting his hand on Ash’s mom’s thigh. Clearly they’re together and he just enjoys this.

THAT MAKES THIS WORSE

He was very scared

save him

The invasion

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight