[ screaming internally ]

the party boy

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

Me

pRAISE THE SUN

I’M SO CONFUSED

a lot of love and a lot of worry inside me

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Yeah well I think dragons suck

i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

ohh yesss I love this