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She raises her head and taps her wet nose against his forehead after meowing an apology. That certainly didn’t mean she wouldn’t finish her cleaning of him. Luxy scoots back a bit before beginning to groom his torso.
The wetness of the nose mildly burnt his skin, causing him the flail. What made him flail more was the more grooming. Zim didn’t like this at all. GIR however was enjoying it.
Luxy utters a frustrated growl. Arcuesdammit, she would get through this! Even if he hated it, it was her duty to uphold one of her clan’s traditions. The laughs and amused giggles of the robot weren’t unnoticed, and Luxy decides to electro-magnetize him. She flicks her tail upward and suspends him in the air to keep him from getting in the way of her grooming session. The catlike purrs slightly and licks her “prey’s” belly.
Zim protested still, yelling and quirming and swearing in his language. However, it seemed pointless to struggle. The mighty Zim refused to stop through.
She is growing quite tired of this. Luxy growls and lets off, wiping her tongue on a paw before turning and dropping the robot to the ground. Her mood is a bit more sour now. She leaps onto a console and curls up, her piercing eyes boring into the alien. Two could play at his bitter-mooded-game.
Zim grumbled and stood up. Thankfully he didn’t need to use that consle right then anyway. He had more important work to do then have his skin ripped off by the cat. He went to a different consle and started typing away, grumbling.
She turns her gaze to him again. This time, she narrows her eyes and uses trick that she developed for intimidation. She uses her own electricity and takes control of the consoles in the room. They go dark, then seem to glitch out briefly before turning white.
"Hey! Listen here, Cat-Beast! I have important work to do and I don't need you trying to destroy my base!" He hissed. "Computer, fix the consoles."

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Clifford the big red dog by *sandara
OH MY GOD
Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either.
Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side. Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape. Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good.
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.
“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents. It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.”
“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues. “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.” He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”
“You still haven’t answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?”
The man smiles. “My name is Banner. And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”
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She raises her head and taps her wet nose against his forehead after meowing an apology. That certainly didn’t mean she wouldn’t finish her cleaning of him. Luxy scoots back a bit before beginning to groom his torso.
The wetness of the nose mildly burnt his skin, causing him the flail. What made him flail more was the more grooming. Zim didn’t like this at all. GIR however was enjoying it.
Luxy utters a frustrated growl. Arcuesdammit, she would get through this! Even if he hated it, it was her duty to uphold one of her clan’s traditions. The laughs and amused giggles of the robot weren’t unnoticed, and Luxy decides to electro-magnetize him. She flicks her tail upward and suspends him in the air to keep him from getting in the way of her grooming session. The catlike purrs slightly and licks her “prey’s” belly.
Zim protested still, yelling and quirming and swearing in his language. However, it seemed pointless to struggle. The mighty Zim refused to stop through.
She is growing quite tired of this. Luxy growls and lets off, wiping her tongue on a paw before turning and dropping the robot to the ground. Her mood is a bit more sour now. She leaps onto a console and curls up, her piercing eyes boring into the alien. Two could play at his bitter-mooded-game.
Zim grumbled and stood up. Thankfully he didn't need to use that consle right then anyway. He had more important work to do then have his skin ripped off by the cat. He went to a different consle and started typing away, grumbling.
She raises her head and taps her wet nose against his forehead after meowing an apology. That certainly didn’t mean she wouldn’t finish her cleaning of him. Luxy scoots back a bit before beginning to groom his torso.
The wetness of the nose mildly burnt his skin, causing him the flail. What made him flail more was the more grooming. Zim didn’t like this at all. GIR however was enjoying it.
Luxy utters a frustrated growl. Arcuesdammit, she would get through this! Even if he hated it, it was her duty to uphold one of her clan’s traditions. The laughs and amused giggles of the robot weren’t unnoticed, and Luxy decides to electro-magnetize him. She flicks her tail upward and suspends him in the air to keep him from getting in the way of her grooming session. The catlike purrs slightly and licks her “prey’s” belly.
Zim protested still, yelling and quirming and swearing in his language. However, it seemed pointless to struggle. The mighty Zim refused to stop through.
She raises her head and taps her wet nose against his forehead after meowing an apology. That certainly didn’t mean she wouldn’t finish her cleaning of him. Luxy scoots back a bit before beginning to groom his torso.
The wetness of the nose mildly burnt his skin, causing him the flail. What made him flail more was the more grooming. Zim didn't like this at all. GIR however was enjoying it.
Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back…" GIR wasn’t even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco…
"I should have disposed of the catbeast…Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don’t want DIB getting in here."
Luxy growls when she hears the door shut. The whole street seems to shake as rain begins to fall. She peers through the roof and carefully watches the strange alien. The cat-Pokemon hisses at his arrogance and bounds down, leaving the human with the oddly-proportioned head on the roof to deal with his own problems. She charges her fur and barrels through the door with a Volt Tackle, roaring loud enough to cause thunder to peal across the sky in response to her anger. She sets her sights on the green one. Luxy refuses to be ignored and dispels her charge before pouncing on him with teeth and claws bared.
Zim’s pak sprouted spider-like metal legs as he avoided her. “What are you doing, crazy catbeast?! All I wanted to do was close the door, not be assaulted!”
She growls and charges her fur, lighting herself up with voltage. However, any thoughts of killing the strange thing go out the door when she hears the odd tone of the robot who offered her the taco. She dispels her charge and happily nuzzles him, hoping for more food. The star on her tail glows and crackles with lightning in case the green one decides to try and dispose of her.
"You come into my base and you try to assault me? Even if I didn’t do ANYTHING hostile?" Zim grumbled.
GIR offered another Taco and giggled, ignoring the whole situation.
She head buts the underside of the tiny robot’s arm and sends the taco flying. Luxy jumps, flips in the air, chomps down on the flying taco, and lands with a dazzling flare of sparks. The catlike bounds back to the robot with jaws open, silently waiting for another one. A few sparks crackle across her fangs.
GIR opened the panel on the top of his head and retreaved another. His last one that he stashed in there. He giggled and threw it.
Zim neared her, only slightly, to try to scan her to see WHAT she was.
Luxy leaps upward and catches the taco. Unfortunately, she hadn’t noticed the green one get closer to her. She lands n top of him with a thud. Luxy flips herself around and makes a sad face, as she was beginning to feel bad for going after him. She licks his face. His skin tastes rather odd, but she ignores it and continues grooming him.
Zim panicked and flailed, but he was no match for the cat grooming him. He grumbled in agony as he laid there, glaring at GIR who was laughing his metal butt off.
She gives a little feline warble and scoots upward, burying most of him under her furry chest. There were antenna on his head. She had no clue that those could be on others besides bugs. Luxy begins preening the strange head protrusions.
"Ack!" Zim struggled again. He did not want to have the discomfort of his antenna be 'eaten' by this cat. Generally he disliked this whole grooming thing. But he liked it even less now.

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Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back…" GIR wasn’t even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco…
"I should have disposed of the catbeast…Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don’t want DIB getting in here."
Luxy growls when she hears the door shut. The whole street seems to shake as rain begins to fall. She peers through the roof and carefully watches the strange alien. The cat-Pokemon hisses at his arrogance and bounds down, leaving the human with the oddly-proportioned head on the roof to deal with his own problems. She charges her fur and barrels through the door with a Volt Tackle, roaring loud enough to cause thunder to peal across the sky in response to her anger. She sets her sights on the green one. Luxy refuses to be ignored and dispels her charge before pouncing on him with teeth and claws bared.
Zim’s pak sprouted spider-like metal legs as he avoided her. “What are you doing, crazy catbeast?! All I wanted to do was close the door, not be assaulted!”
She growls and charges her fur, lighting herself up with voltage. However, any thoughts of killing the strange thing go out the door when she hears the odd tone of the robot who offered her the taco. She dispels her charge and happily nuzzles him, hoping for more food. The star on her tail glows and crackles with lightning in case the green one decides to try and dispose of her.
"You come into my base and you try to assault me? Even if I didn’t do ANYTHING hostile?" Zim grumbled.
GIR offered another Taco and giggled, ignoring the whole situation.
She head buts the underside of the tiny robot’s arm and sends the taco flying. Luxy jumps, flips in the air, chomps down on the flying taco, and lands with a dazzling flare of sparks. The catlike bounds back to the robot with jaws open, silently waiting for another one. A few sparks crackle across her fangs.
GIR opened the panel on the top of his head and retreaved another. His last one that he stashed in there. He giggled and threw it.
Zim neared her, only slightly, to try to scan her to see WHAT she was.
Luxy leaps upward and catches the taco. Unfortunately, she hadn’t noticed the green one get closer to her. She lands n top of him with a thud. Luxy flips herself around and makes a sad face, as she was beginning to feel bad for going after him. She licks his face. His skin tastes rather odd, but she ignores it and continues grooming him.
Zim panicked and flailed, but he was no match for the cat grooming him. He grumbled in agony as he laid there, glaring at GIR who was laughing his metal butt off.
Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back…" GIR wasn’t even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco…
"I should have disposed of the catbeast…Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don’t want DIB getting in here."
Luxy growls when she hears the door shut. The whole street seems to shake as rain begins to fall. She peers through the roof and carefully watches the strange alien. The cat-Pokemon hisses at his arrogance and bounds down, leaving the human with the oddly-proportioned head on the roof to deal with his own problems. She charges her fur and barrels through the door with a Volt Tackle, roaring loud enough to cause thunder to peal across the sky in response to her anger. She sets her sights on the green one. Luxy refuses to be ignored and dispels her charge before pouncing on him with teeth and claws bared.
Zim’s pak sprouted spider-like metal legs as he avoided her. “What are you doing, crazy catbeast?! All I wanted to do was close the door, not be assaulted!”
She growls and charges her fur, lighting herself up with voltage. However, any thoughts of killing the strange thing go out the door when she hears the odd tone of the robot who offered her the taco. She dispels her charge and happily nuzzles him, hoping for more food. The star on her tail glows and crackles with lightning in case the green one decides to try and dispose of her.
"You come into my base and you try to assault me? Even if I didn’t do ANYTHING hostile?" Zim grumbled.
GIR offered another Taco and giggled, ignoring the whole situation.
She head buts the underside of the tiny robot’s arm and sends the taco flying. Luxy jumps, flips in the air, chomps down on the flying taco, and lands with a dazzling flare of sparks. The catlike bounds back to the robot with jaws open, silently waiting for another one. A few sparks crackle across her fangs.
GIR opened the panel on the top of his head and retreaved another. His last one that he stashed in there. He giggled and threw it.
Zim neared her, only slightly, to try to scan her to see WHAT she was.
Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back…" GIR wasn’t even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco…
"I should have disposed of the catbeast…Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don’t want DIB getting in here."
Luxy growls when she hears the door shut. The whole street seems to shake as rain begins to fall. She peers through the roof and carefully watches the strange alien. The cat-Pokemon hisses at his arrogance and bounds down, leaving the human with the oddly-proportioned head on the roof to deal with his own problems. She charges her fur and barrels through the door with a Volt Tackle, roaring loud enough to cause thunder to peal across the sky in response to her anger. She sets her sights on the green one. Luxy refuses to be ignored and dispels her charge before pouncing on him with teeth and claws bared.
Zim’s pak sprouted spider-like metal legs as he avoided her. “What are you doing, crazy catbeast?! All I wanted to do was close the door, not be assaulted!”
She growls and charges her fur, lighting herself up with voltage. However, any thoughts of killing the strange thing go out the door when she hears the odd tone of the robot who offered her the taco. She dispels her charge and happily nuzzles him, hoping for more food. The star on her tail glows and crackles with lightning in case the green one decides to try and dispose of her.
"You come into my base and you try to assault me? Even if I didn't do ANYTHING hostile?" Zim grumbled.
GIR offered another Taco and giggled, ignoring the whole situation.
Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back…" GIR wasn’t even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco…
"I should have disposed of the catbeast…Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don’t want DIB getting in here."
Luxy growls when she hears the door shut. The whole street seems to shake as rain begins to fall. She peers through the roof and carefully watches the strange alien. The cat-Pokemon hisses at his arrogance and bounds down, leaving the human with the oddly-proportioned head on the roof to deal with his own problems. She charges her fur and barrels through the door with a Volt Tackle, roaring loud enough to cause thunder to peal across the sky in response to her anger. She sets her sights on the green one. Luxy refuses to be ignored and dispels her charge before pouncing on him with teeth and claws bared.
Zim's pak sprouted spider-like metal legs as he avoided her. "What are you doing, crazy catbeast?! All I wanted to do was close the door, not be assaulted!"
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Zim was busy typing away at the controls, trying to find some way to take over this pathetic planet.
Gir however was wandering around the base, humming a tune that Zim found extremely annoying. He had wandered deeper when he saw the sleeping figure of a cat-like creature. With a stupid expression…
Luxy jolts awake upon hearing someone’s high-pitched shouting. She turns to see a greenish humanoid thing accompanied by a small robot. She decides not to pay them any mind and scans her surroundings. Oh…right. She had wandered through this seedy town on her way back home and decided to crash in one of the abandoned-looking houses. Guess it wasn’t abandoned after all. The cat-Pokemon yawns lazily and arches her back in a stretch. Maybe if she hid her sentience, she could have some fun with the two dull-looking beings. Luxy meows in “confusion” and inches closer to the pair.
"Aww, it’s cute."
"Shut it GIR! This Catbeast got into the base somehow. We’re going to need to fix the security." He probably shouldn’t have left GIR to repair it last time. But, he was also busy at that moment. With the annoying Dibhuman.
"Now—"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TACOS?" GIR rushed over to her again, interrupting Zim. He held out a taco and smiled. Zim however, facepalmed. Why must he do this…
Luxy sniffs the human food. She had heard of them from her friends, but never actually tried one. She walks almost uncomfortably above the smaller robot and looks down at the taco before snapping the whole thing up in one bite. She crunches it between her jaws and tilts her head back and swallows. The Luxray purrs with incredible force, shaking the house, knocking things off shelves, and frying monitors. She pounces on the robot and sniffs him in hopes of finding another.
"Aww, I think she likes me."
Zim sighed. He had better things to do then— Alarms suddenly went off. “Must be that Dibhuman again. GIR, uh…Entertain this…catbeast. Make sure it doesn’t cause any damage.”
"Okie dokie!"
Zim shook his head. He went to the computer and looked at the cameras.
Yep, sure enough. The big-headed human was sneaking over to the door. Fool! He decided to send the Robot Gopher…thing. If Dib had any common sense he would flee before the rodent could do any damage.
Hopefully not. Hopefully it would kill him, but Zim never had the luck of seeing that human get killed.
Luxy’s ears shoot up. She releases the robot and locks her acute vision onto the strange beast approaching a human behind a door in front of her. The Luxray crashes through the door, lifts the human by his jacket, and bounds onto the roof above them. She settles her weight on top of him and promptly begins to groom his odd mane and glasses, despite his protesting.
"Nooo, come back..." GIR wasn't even concerned that Zim was flipping out about the fact that his plan failed. He just wanted to give her waffles and maybe another taco...
"I should have disposed of the catbeast...Oh well. Computer, shut the door. We don't want DIB getting in here."
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