sam

grabbing people & shaking them by the shoulders & asking DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE REJECTED HALFWAY TO EXIST IN THE ETHER BETWEEN STRAY DOG & A EUTHANIZED BODY CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO RETURN TO THE WARMTH OF A LOVING MOTHER DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHILDHOOD GOES WHEN I FORGET PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE HALF FEATHERED & AWKWARD CAN YOU BE THE SOLACE I HAVE SPENT A DECADE SEARCHING FOR & FAILING TO ACHIEVE & they smile & tell me i should focus on a stable career

yes im too sensitive and what about it

Cloud Strife

shoutout to all of the mutuals posting cows and mushrooms instead of making me read any dumb shit i love you

Audie stands for audited

Apple works for Apple

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

me: *is bitter but is also right*