almarys

you’re laughing. dan and phil have an exclusive phan dragon in the mobile game dragon city that’s primary emotion is happiness and whose move is the twister of love and it’s designed to have their hair and dan’s earring and clothes the same pattern as their old bedsheets and you’re laughing.

that has to be the horniest thing Phil has posted in about 15 years my god clothes falling off his body cat ears ONNN welcome back 2009 myspace slut era trying to attract emo boys amazingphil you have been missed

the calculated single button done up on his shirt. the messy background literally this is a level of hoetry unique to an iteration of amazingphil not seen in years

you are the weakest twink goodbye

social media has got twenty year old women thinking they have to be a "clean girl" at university with a morning routine and face masks and expensive water bottles and a 9pm bedtime. I am begging the world to let young women go through a crucial developmental stage of being disgusting messy little rats. for feminism.