Measurehead, but he's a really brainwormed trans guy instead of a Semenese Supremacist:
Measurehead -- "I WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN. I HAVE MARKED AS MUCH WITH THIS PHRENOLOGICAL GRID ACROSS MY BODY. THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND ANY DOUBT THAT I AM A BASTARDISATION OF MASCULINITY."
He draws a firm finger over the many overlapping lines and colourful diagrams etched into his stomach, arms, and even head. The dizzying mosaics on his musculature are accompanied by an equally incoherent scrawl of calculations and annotations.
Visual Calculus [Hard: Failure] -- It's a whirlwind of nonsensical information: "Canthal Tilt", "WHR", "Prey Eyes"... You don't know what they mean or what they're meant to prove.
And then there's the grid itself. It's giving you eye strain just trying to look at it. Ugh.
Measurehead -- "AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE TURNED MY SKIN INTO A TESTAMENT TO THE INHERENT INFERIORITY OF MY BODY.
MANY NEVERPASSERS ARE POOR EXAMPLES OF THEIR CLAIM. MOST ARE MERELY DELUDED BDD PASSOIDS. I, HOWEVER, AM A TRUE NEVERPASSER.
I AM NEVER GONNA MAKE IT."
Physical Instrument [Trivial: Success] -- Never gonna make it?! This guy is built like a brick shithouse.
Empathy [Medium: Success] -- He's clearly suffering from some very deep-seated delusions about his body. Don't challenge them directly.
Half-Light [Challenging: Success] -- Neverpasser?! This guy is calling *himself* a neverpasser? He has no right!
Your blood pressure is soaring just thinking about a Gigapassoid like him stealing proper Poon valour like that.
You -- Wait, how do I know what those words mean?
Encyclopedia -- It's true, you do seem to have an instinctive understanding of these words AND, interestingly, how to use them, too. Digging up the rest of this esoteric dialect might prove helpful. You never know.
Thought Gained: Terminal Brainworms
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