Dice God

lou wilson getting the giggles is one of the most charming things in the whole world

Darkness Man Bat Child and Zaeth are my favorite trio ever. Superhero and sidekick and the wrench that's come between them. Dad and cooler stepdad and daughter. Two monsters and a hot guy with his abs out

so, are we all just collectively agreeing that HJ does not, in fact, have mutton chops?

Girls girling = fucking in a hole of the earth

Sweetie Pie’s feels borderline like a Stefon bit

there’s something about the way that siobhan is essentially playing an entirely different game to literally the entire rest of the table like madelaine is just soooo optimised to being a cool hot sexy vampire

brennan offering leprechaun lore and ally demanding to know if it was real and brennan telling them to get in touch with their culture, irish on irish crime 😭

Darkness man the sweetest person in the coterie and also the fastest to suggest eating someone im so obsessed with him

Estelle really said "My next book is age gap yuri. And it's starring you." Legendary move, maam. Legendary lesbianism happening

Brennan really told Zaeth pick who you ask your mom or your dad

Agent Clark was a whimp, my girl Nancy Danderhoof would've caught on to the Hilda Hilda/Wanda Childa scheme in an afternoon but wouldn't have published it because fig would tell her so much dirt about everyone else