no

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

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being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts

*talks* *immediately regrets it*

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

evidence suggests that I am too tired for this shit

Thank god for titties and rice

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments