AllyBallSnackWiggle

Can't get enough of this squish 😍

Yeah I'm late to the party. Spent the last two weeks watching the entire series and ended it today.

Seriously is Mercury in fucking retrograde or am I just surrounded by morons?

*28 weeks, and my heartburn is so bad that I puke in my mouth a little bit every time I bend over. *I can't see my vagina anymore and I feel like I've lost a friend. It's been real, pal. See you on the other side. *"Do you wanna get on top?" Uh I don't know bro, do you want to have to look at me from that angle? How about I just roll over on my side so we can both ignore the elephant in the room/my uterus. *Everything smells like garbage and I'm starving all the time and I'm psychotic and I cried today because I saw a duck cross the street. So. All in all it's going really well.

Bitch we were singing a text duet