holy shit these dudes have had a lot of surgery. 

they are not dudes they are women you idiot

No, they’re men who have had rubber bolted onto their chest, hormones pumped into their bodies, and who-knows-what jammed into their faces. Don’t even get me started on the fact that they think a surgeon’s hole between their legs is a vagina.

remember kids: all a woman has to be is a pair of huge breasts and a hole to stick a dick into. you get those two things and boom, instant womanhood. yep. there’s literally nothing more to it. we’re just giant boobs and an appropriately-sized hole to fill. thanks men, for showing us what you honest to god think a woman has to be.

dogs deserve to live forever

People need to remember that feminism is about equality because all of these misandrist rants are pissing me off

this is too fucking far

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

people who still look hot while making ugly faces are dangerous

That’s not who this post was about this man is literally hideous in every picture ever

Breaking Bad | First and Final Appearances

It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it

i haven’t shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hair’s not supposed to be there” and i said “well if it’s not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “let’s watch sonic the hedgehog”

this just in obama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off just fucking do it they don’t do anything” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning