i could be your girlfriend who never texts you back

When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually

literally thank fucking god for music

if I spam like you that means I fw you HEAVY

getting zero notes on a post is like damn 😭 ok ill shut up sorry

This is a reminder that your work's popularity has nothing to do with it's quality!!!! Just because you might not have a lot of readers doesn't mean your work isn't amazing.

yall are too scared to comment under smutty fics, i comment shit like ‘i just masturbated to this’ on the author’s fics.

em dashes are a hallmark of fanfiction the same way the infamous "Oh. Oh." line is and don't let any loser tell you otherwise

you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"

do you ever walk into a piece of media already convinced which character you'll be obsessed with (based on your usual tastes and how the fandom portrays them) and then when you actually get into it some random motherfucker clocks you in the jaw instead and you're left like ???????? really??????? we're blorboing THAT one????

if i reblog 213409034 posts in the span of 8 minutes from your blog: i forgot you were not the tumblr dashboard and also im NOT sorry. take my notes fiend!!!!!!!