Sad Cowboy

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

one thing about me is that i’ll have a lil nap

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

im always afraid someones gonna talk to me

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

I would rather light my home with candles for the rest of time than have Google control my lights.

Rb if you want your mutuals to alert you if you accidentally reblog AI generated images

quitting my job to become a lake monster

concept: me, sleeping until all this is over

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

I'm always down to meet a cat

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at