All Second World Problems

You think you are a modern country, but you keep being embarrassed by some strange traditions.

You're glad your country's secret services are reformed, but now those people control the economy and politics.

Yesterday's communists, are today's biggest capitalists.

Problem #4 Your country is in SOUTH East Europe, but it's so cold, penguins have set up a colony. 

Problem #3: It's Siberian weather outside, but your only priority is attracting the other sex. 

You've lived in at least two countries, but you never left your village.

You have plenty of steel but no bread.

You think you have democracy after communism, but it's the same people in power.