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i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

actors used to have real teeth

snacks will make me powerful. sweets will make me wise

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

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