At a Dark Wizard’s wedding, rather than a ‘first dance’, the happy couple shares a ‘first duel’!

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At a Dark Wizard’s wedding, rather than a ‘first dance’, the happy couple shares a ‘first duel’!

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Mairon sneaks into Valinor after Melkor is released from imprisonment because he can't pass up the opportunity to see his dear husband, no matter the risk. Melkor is horrified to find him there, unable to bear the mere thought that Mairon could be discovered by the Valar and chained in Mandos, and Mairon is terrified by his own boldness as well, but all the anxiety and fear they feel is overwhelmed by the delight of finally being able to see and touch each other again.
Melkor also teases the Maia, reminding him of the days when he was the one forced to sneak into Almaren. Now their roles are reversed: Mairon is the dangerous criminal, while Melkor is the admired and trusted friend of the Valar. :-)
Melkor shares aspects with all of the Valar. Nessa is one of them, and one of her most well-known talents is dancing. Does that mean Melkor was also a naturally talented dancer???
There are jokes about him seducing Mairon like a bird with elaborate courtship dances, but maybe there's some truth to them...
The thing that the people who get mad about Nienna defending Melkor and other bad people don't understand is that, being the Lady of Mercy, she is quite literally the public defender archangel. She was created and designed to be able to have empathy for literally everyone in existence, so that no one is ever alone without anyone to speak for them.
And for those who get mad at public defenders and defense attorneys I will also point out that it's absolutely vital for having a state under the rule of law that respects human rights and is not run on the whims and good (or ill) will of those in power that even the worst person imaginable has someone defending them in court.
Similarly, it is vital that someone like Nienna exists. You can probably see now why her close connection to Námo is not a coincidence - he needs her. And why she is counted among the Aratar.

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Mairon KNEW God/Eru in his full measure, he knew what to believe in, he knew who created him. He also knew he was created to attach himself to a Vala and to help them with realizing Eru's vision. And both in terms of whom to accept as his higher power and of whom to help, Mairon took one good look at Melkor and decided... "I want THAT ONE".
Based on Morgoth's Ring, Melkor was made by Eru to make, to devise, to begin. Manwe was made second to improve, to carry out, to complete. Melkor's mind was more chaotic and Eru gave him the right person to bring his vision to pass (and maybe to temper Melkor to an extent). Melkor had already been given what he needed in theory, but he didn't want Manwe to be that person. Instead he took one good look at Mairon and decided... "I want THAT ONE."
What a match...
Need more Tsukasen aus where Tsukasa kidnaps Senku in the stone wars arc to be his pretty little empress, trying to coax Senku to the Empire of Might’s side by brandishing him with (unwanted) affection and dainty seashell jewelry.
who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms
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Silly Thought: Shen Yuan transmigrating as Mobei-jun’s Mom.
The idea of Luo Binghe personally murdering Mobei-jun’s dad, just for the sake of marrying his mother— and in doing so becoming Mobei-jun’s step dad— is super funny to me. Let Shen Yuan play up his MILF vibes to maximum effect!
Also, imagine Shen Yuan using his position as Mobei-jun’s beloved mother to harass the heck out of Airplane. As a demon mother and queen, it’s only natural for him to make his son’s prospective spouse undergo dramatic loyalty trials, right? Shen Yuan has so many ideas, most of which related to the various trials Airplane made Bing-ge go through in PIDW. (He’s unexpectedly accepting of the gay thing because, well, all the women are for Binghe, right?)
Peerless Cucumber, the MIL from hell. 🔥🥒🔥
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Since the Mobei-clan is made up of ice demons, I tend to imagine Mobei-jun got his shadow portal ability from his mother’s side. This would likely make Shen Yuan some form of shadow demon, with his own teleportation abilities.
He probably transmigrated in when the original goods was meant to die, while Mobei-jun was only a few years old. While he can’t prevent the whole Huan Hua kidnapping arc (the System insists) Shen Yuan ends up quite the helicopter mom afterwards. He shadows his son everywhere— often in a human male disguise— and only reveals ‘himself’ in his full ‘MILF demon queen’ glory after Mobei-jun has finished off all his enemies, to praise and dote on him.
Of course, being Shen Yuan, he also takes advantage of his teleportation abilities to sneak away and offer stealthy bits of assistance to Binghe as well. This definately leads the future demon lords to some nasty bouts of feuding even before the Abyss tossing incident. (Mobei-jun trying to make Binghe’s night hunts harder so he’ll stay away from his mother).
The motivation for Mobei-jun removing Luo Binghe’s seal during the Immortal Alliance Conference in this case is probably a bit more malicious… though when the man successfully survives both his peak lord master’s attempt to kill him and the abyss, Binghe earns Mobei-jun’s begrudging respect.
To Shen Yuan’s horror, Mobei-jun later replicates Shen Yuan’s worthiness trials for Airplane x100 before he’ll consider Binghe an acceptable stepfather. Shen Yuan has no idea how his idiot son got away with commanding the demon emperor to do all those insane tasks without getting them all killed!!!
Afterwards, he probably thinks Binghe is just marrying him as some form of power play, not realizing it was literally the entire point of the boys’ absurd escapades. The fact Luo Binghe isn’t taking any other wives, and didn’t just make him empress for political expedience, takes him a lot longer to register.
Isn't the main thing about Melkor and Sauron really just that Melkor is the dark side of adhd and Sauron is the dark side of autism /hj (correct me if I'm wrong tho it's been a minute since I've read the books)

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Cielcest for Maid Day 🩵💙🩷
(Soon-to-be) Mama Ciel for Mothers Day 🩷
⚠️ sebacielcest 🖤💙🩵
⚠️ 妊夫 / mpreg 🫄
Sequel(?) of this XD ⤵️
oh how he wishes to shoot that stupid demon and protect his little brother
My fave part of the very early days of dr stone before Tsukasa went evil, is that for Tsukasa he’s living in a shoujo romcom. He’s free, he’s happy, he’s dick n’ balls out just swanging. He’s developing a puppy crush that’s gonna turn into eternal devotion for Senku.
Meanwhile Senku is in a horror, he’s panicked, he’s stressing, he’s finding every single way to incapacitate or KILL Tsukasa before he goes evil which he KNOWS he will.
These two different perspectives are incredibly hilarious to me.
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

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I am a big fan of the Undertaker is Ciel's grandfather theory, if nothing else at least for how hilarious it makes him for always being on Sebastian's case
"Why would a beast such as yourself play the part of butler?" -> Says the guy acting like a simple mortician and interacting with his family in this capacity
"You only make him miserable" -> Projecting much?
"You sure are attached to this Phantomhive playing the role of Watchdog haha" -> Like you are one to talk...
i so badly want the vision of sebastian as one of the most powerful demons — maybe a prince or some other high-ranking leader in the hierarchy — to turn out to be true, just so everyone can watch how completely he gets pushed around by ciel. a young demon with no real power, who was still human just a few years ago, commanding and disrespecting someone whom others are afraid to even look in the eye, someone whose very name sends a shiver down their spine.