There and back again

the next stuffed animal will fix me

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"

https://www.protectthearctic.org/take-action-to-protect-the-arctic-national-wildlife-refuge

girls be like . ooh new bruise

not another week tomorrow 🤣 help

Goodbye Austen girl summer, hello Brontë girl fall

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

the americans might be my favourite show because it’s about a pathetic loser FBI agent failing terribly at everything and his hot sexy neighbours fucking each other and doing crime… perfect show!!