All My Regrets

Synchronized catting

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

I want to have my brain removed so I can just relax.

i’m gonna cut my toes off so I can make these fit

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

It’s the Pope

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

That’s true friendship right there.

Wholesome prank

“I’m sorry I dropped something. The truth”