Sweet and Vague and Terribly Slow.

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I'll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!

i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot

Being rich and powerful but still getting Dumbledore to buy you the literal best broom on the market with money that was part of schools’ budget?……You remind me of a muggle father mentioned, I think his name was Bezos?

I’m sorry, but - Malfoy would LOSE HIS SHIT when everyone thought Harry was the Heir of Slytherin. He’d idolise him.

remember when we were all so fucking hyped about this. what the fuck are we supposed to do now

when edgar allan poe said “tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” and when hozier said “i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave.”

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must’ve been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn’t you want that? What if we could make that happen.

OP is gonna cut the power grid