◤ ✕ ° › allison.

          “is that so ?? i’ve never been told i looked like her before. but, for where it matters, she thinks you’re quite beautiful yourself.”

          “but that was all part of the experiance.”

         “maybe so, but they say if you ever need an honest opinion about something, you should ask a kid. twenty years from now, we’ll all be featured on a ‘where are they now’ show. maybe we should sign you up for a new one. something on tlc. you’ve got cake boss, sister wives, say yes to the dress – what do stalkers usually enjoy doing in their spare time?”

             “when i say kid, i mean someone who was seventeen. hell, i would call you a child had it been a story about you. and i'm thinking i should apply to be an associate for say yes to the dress, you might fit that show too. OR i could fit you for a dress, that’d be fun. and i’m not sure, you tell me what stalkers do.”

          “but they were literally holding a magazine that i’m IN. so like, obviously they just wanted to be an asshole.”

          “well, are you ?? that washout reality star, i mean ?? but good on ya’ with getting noticed and all. if one kid recognizes you, that must mean you’ve made it. i’m guessing whatever show you were on stopped airing episodes a month ago ??”

          “well seeing as i am a model and was even before the valleys, i’d say NO. i’m not a washed out reality star.”

Cara Delevingne, 2013 photoshoots.

“But that’s also in general, people should be able to do what they want and not be stereotyped.” +

Cara Delevingne for Yves Saint Laurent S/S 2016 phographed by Craig McDean

“aside from the blatant disgust that you think every girl wants your dick pics, i don’t really care.”

“Oh shit… did you not want me to post that photo of you skinny dipping. Sorry. Here have a drink.” 

“i mean, i sort of lean towards girls so... not particularly.”

I have to say, I’ve been reminiscing quite a bit in the past few days with the show coming to an end and all. Any last words? Life changing confessions? Anything left unsaid? You might as well speak up now.

You know what, I do have something to say to you. I’ve been meaning to say it for -- a long time and... I’ve never had the courage. Harry... I really, really think you need a haircut.