Alli's Away

We have reached a weird point on this planet, and I don’t think I like it.

But this sea cucumber is much more peaceful than a chicken, which is never at peace.

He has recorded four episodes of a podcast about a post-apocalyptic public radio pledge drive besieged by pestilence and death that he can’t quite figure out what to do with.

It doesn't believe in heroes. It believes in sexy dancing, and joy.

More supervillains who have day jobs as public school administrators, please.

Three years into a five year mission, and apparently giant spiders trying to eat your coworkers weren’t a big deal anymore.

Congratulations to Vermont, a state where homes are powered by positive vibes and everyone is born with a pair of Birkenstocks on their feet.

Snow in Florida is really, deeply weird and wrong.

Lauren Graham was very charming as Lauren Graham, one of our favorite Lauren Graham roles.

It's like the random name generator with the dial cranked all the way up to eleven, way past "Benedict Cumberbatch" and into "megabritish."

It’s not every day that the mucus of a living fossil destroys a Prius.

“Who gave this to you?” they said. “The King of Sweden,” he replied. “Why did he give this to you?,” they probed. “Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.”

He looks as much like a cartoon pilot as it’s possible to look and still be a human male.

I'm not saying it's close, but it's better than a Bulgarian women's choir.

“That’s why his best friend is a droid who thinks tactical murders are a brilliant idea.”

“I liked that he did not cackle or murder anyone with Force lightning.”

Prophetic visions are a hell of a way to compensate for your boyfriend’s executive dysfunction.