every post about hagfish
Post: i bet you dont know much about the hagfish. You probably know so little about the hagfish that you don't even know that hagfish could be interesting!
Me: thats really rude to assume of me. Its not an unfair assumption to make of your audience but it is rude. I'll have you know that I Know A Guy. Yeah thats right. I have friends that study fish. And one of them really likes hagfish. And listening to eachothers rants about niche topics is my autistic love language. So yeah, i DO know a thing or two about the hagfish.
and then i go to unpause the video or read the rest of the blog post or whatever because i know enough to know there is more i don't know and then i learn something about hagfish and i send the post to My Hagfish Loving Friend and My Hagfish Loving Friend is like "yay they cited my favorite academic paper in this tumblr post" and then I learn something about my friend which is arguably even more wonderful and important than learning about hagfish.
Ive not encountered a hagfish irl (yet-dreams come true sometimes) but i have hung out with my friend!
On the other hand there have got to be hundreds of thousands of hagfish out there and only one of my friend. Statistically im more likely to accidentally bump into a hagfish than my friend.
But the awesome thing about people is you can see them on purpose! But this is also true of some marine wildlife, if you have a good local aquarium. Hold on- okay no my aquarium doesn't have hagfish. Most dont. What was i saying?
anyway so long as my friend and i are friends, which is something within our own powers it will continue to be more useful fo know about my friend
Tdlr: my friend loves hagfish and life is beautiful









