Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

We’re living in 2017, but if one is asked to draw a TV, most would still draw big box with two antennas.

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

i think one of the only real surprises about being a legal adult is that no one tells you about that particular kind of grossness you feel if you go for long enough without eating a plant of some kind

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

That song where the guy keeps saying “once I was _ years old” is objectively not the worst thing to come out of 2016 but it’s definitely in the top 3

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked

I love this gif because just look her.. She doesnt even flinch..Shes all like “Theres a chance I may die but who cares” 

This has to be the saddest, most disturbing gif ever.