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me: *bullshits entire project for school*

teacher: wow! this is amazing, this is the best project i've received in such a long time!

me: *ferris bueller voice* they bought it

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The suriel: you have two questions

Feyre: ok so-

The suriel: *spills half the secrets of the universe*

Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: im gay

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of 'Gasolina' playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE

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i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

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no one tell him

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Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

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The ides of March have come

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It’s… BACK!

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this photoset is all I’ve ever needed

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And the cake tasted good according to Ramsey

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absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person and subconsciously twist one’s perception of them into something greater than they really are

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Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:

‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.

‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

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Protein World’s ad campaign, which features a woman in a bikini and various products in the company’s “weight loss collection,” asks the question: Are you beach body ready? This has sparked an online backlash in which more than 40,000 people have signed a petition calling for the removal of the ad that’s been deemed body shaming.

The company has insisted there’s nothing wrong with their posters and has “absolutely no intention of removing the adverts because of a minority making a lot of noise.” CEO Arjun Seth said that the people defacing his posters are “terrorists” and that he would only take notice of the petition if it gained one million signatures. [via]

Dove responds to Protein World’s ad campaign with a body positive message x

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Wow, nice corporate culture: “Fuck you, potential customer, fuck you right in the face.”

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