Fluff The Magic Lion

we got a real gemini on our hands here

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes 

i relate

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

ok. but listen. if your friend is being abused and harassed …. and you want to play it “neutral” and continue being friends with people who are actively hurting them…. you arent a friend you are a dried up dookie on the sidewalk 

that is pure happiness right there

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless