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Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

baby lost in the sauce

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

The answer is yes. We carry cookies and candy in our purses. It’s not just our wallets. They wouldn’t need to be so big if it was.

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

Why she ask for an envelope to read her own vote

Wind is windy as hell