Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time

I guess sex is pointless if you can't have a dope conversation afterwards while laying naked and eating snacks

it is not an evil thing to look at yourself with kindness. your life was never meant to be a punishment

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

The CDC every few months: Die at work for your boss’s eighth yacht, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES die with your friends and loved ones not at work.