Cause some people really like these (and I like writing these :) )...

Magnus: “I would sacrifice all of you for a falafel right now”

Alex: “Yeah I like pottery but I can also fuck you up”

Blitz: “I’m soooo sorry that I just wanted you to look nice for once in your life”

Hearthstone: “I can’t hear you but I’m going to assume that you said something nice so”

Sam: “ I apologize, but I am just so tired of you and all your bullshit so if you could please stop taking that would be highly appreciated”

Amir: “ I have no idea what’s going on, but my girlfriend says that it’s okay so I’m just gonna wait here”

Mallory: “Just because I’m shorter than you doesn’t mean that I can’t beat the shit out of you”

TJ: “ You know what I’m proud of my country just not right now ya know?”

Halfborn: “Just because I like to smash things doesn’t mean that I don’t have some depth to me. Jeez”

Thought you guys would enjoy after the last post like this...

Percy: “You have no idea about all the shit that I have been through so sit the fuck down Janet”

Annabeth: “If you guys were smart,then I would have no one to outsmart so, thank you”

Grover: “Because of you fake ass hoes, I’ve decided that the trees are my only real friends” *runs to closest tree*

Jason: *pushes up glasses* *inhales* “I will turn this car around if you don’t stop complaining like little bitches” * turns on the radio and starts singing*

Piper: “WAIT” * walks really slowly towards someone* *holds out hand* “BOI” *runs away*

Leo: *dances aggressively to ‘Get Busy’ by Sean Paul*

Nico: *jumps for the top shelf in the pantry* “AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL BURN DOWN THIS HOUSE TO GET MY ANIMAL CRACKERS”

Will: “My diagnosis: u a lil bitch”

Frank: “ Can’t we just have a nice and quiet time??” *someone shouts no* “well damn,okay fine*

Hazel: “Hey look I found the realest person in this room!” *holds up mirror to themselves*

Percy: “So I’m just swimmin, and minding my own business when like twenty people asked for my help”

Annabeth: *girl in class gets the answer to a question wrong* “I know this bitch did not just say that”

Grover: “Peace not War!!”

Jason: *sees lightning* “ what the SHIT”

Piper: I know I’m gorgeous but y’all gotta stop staring”

Frank: “and the next thing I knew, I was a big ass fish”

Hazel: *showing a ring off* “this is fake, unlike me cause I’m a real one”

Reyna: *freshman screaming in the hallway* “ Nope nope nope nope fuck you” *points to them*

Nico: I am deaaaaad insiIiIiIde” *sings this btw*

Will: *takes out a ziplock bag full of advil* “I’m your new favorite doctor bitch”

If Mrs.Dodds was a Fury...

And she was mad at Percy for not giving her the lightning bolt or for not telling her about it...

Wouldn’t that make her

FURY- OUS

Is no one else going to acknowledge the fact that Leo Valdez is thinking about

Leo and Calypso’s Garage: Auto Repairs And Mechanical Monsters

Right after he, Apollo, and Meg fight a serpent in a Sewer??? And he’s smiling to himselffff

So imagine he hears Annabeth call him seaweed brain for the first time ever and he’s trying to think of the perfect name to call her

“Okay so her mom is Athena goddess of Wisdom, okay so wise..

Okay and she’s a girl”

I’m still just thinking about that one point in TTC and Thalia calls Percy Seaweed Brain and he is just like not having it because it’s only okay when Annabeth calls him that

So

ok so even though she has to be like a “secret” I would love for her to interact with the women from 300 Fox Way. Or to even have them acknowledge her more

Ronan: I’m going to need you to research everything you know about Greenmantle

Adam: No wtf I’m not gonna do that

like one day later...

Adam: I have three binders full of info, each catorgorized and highlighted with footnotes and some definitions in case you need them

Ok so if you turn to page 207 in the raven boys you will come across this convo between Adam and Ronan:

Ronan said, “I’m always straight”

Adam replied, “Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.”