Astrology

Take a shot every time an Aries threatens someone with violence

 Take a shot every time a Taurus complains about something trivial 

 Take a shot every time a Gemini begins a sentence with “did you know…" 

Take a shot every time a Cancer sighs 

Take a shot every time a Leo tells someone to fight them 

Take a shot every time a Virgo goes to the bathroom 

Take a shot every time a Libra stops to look in front of a mirror

Take a shot every time a Scorpio drags someone

 Take a shot every time a Sagittarius says "I’m bored, let’s do ….." 

Take a shot every time a Capricorn gets offended by something

 Take a shot every time an Aquarius abruptly changed the conversation 

Fire Signs – Ignore the hell out of them, then pay attention, then ignore them again. Drive them crazy. Be confident and independent. 

Earth Signs – Give them nicknames, speak diplomatically, act like you’re wise and give them subtle advices. Treat them like you’ve known them for years. Don’t play too hard to get. 

Air Signs – Be unique. Be different. Be fun. Be intelligent. Pay attention to what they’re saying, try to keep up the conversation, but don’t be too lame. Show them that you’re lowkey a freak.

I’ve recently read into what your rising sign has to do with your appearance and it’s pretty interesting so I thought i’d make a post about it, it may even help people guess other people’s dominants in their chart. Before I get started though, it is very important that people read this part; this post isn’t me telling you what YOU look like (Especially for those people who only know their sun sign, for the love of God, do not use only your sun sign); this is for you to use as a tool to understand why you look the way you do (ex. why is it that my hair grows excessively, why do I have high cheek bones, why do I have a square chin, etc.) AND to help you guess the dominant of others. The second important thing you should know before you read the descriptions; Harmonious aspects contribute a lot to appearance. What this means is that even though your Ascendant may be Capricorn, you may have a lot of fire conjunctions and trines which will contribute greatly to your appearance or you may have a planet that sits closely to your Ascendant that will modify parts. Also, if your Ascendant happens to be a mutable sign, the affects of other planets will almost always change or contradict the description of your Ascendant’s appearance If you don’t know the strong influences in your chart, I would suggest having someone help you look at it if you don’t know how. Finally, you should know that these descriptions are the extremes of each sign, they are the purest form of each ascendant which is very rare for a person to have. So if I receive any messages saying something like “the way you described Sagittarius is nothing like me!” Well, you obviously didn’t understand or read anything I wrote before reading your description because chances are, there is some other influence in your chart that is contributing greatly. Alright, lets get started.

Aries There are two types of Aries appearances, the masculine/active Aries and the feminine/passive Aries. Regardless of sex or gender, a person can have either type. Masculine Aries: Their movements are spasmodic and assertive. They are usually tall, slim, and muscular. Their body is very well formed and rarely accumulates excessive fat. Their forehead tends to be a prominent feature. Hair is often reddish or light brown. Eyes are cold a possess a keen and haughty expression. They have straight standing out noses, a thin mouth, and sharp chin. Feminine Aries: They have a rounder head compared to Masculine Aries. Their eyes are pale and wider, they carry a timid expression. Their nose is fleshier than Masculine Aries as well as they have fuller lips and a rounder chin. 

Taurus Their movements are much slower compared to a Fire or Air elemental. Their body is overall thicker, including their shoulders which tend to be very prominent. Their limbs are somewhat shorter in proportion to their body. They have a square shaped face. Their face is strong-willed with a sense of affection. Their hair is usually dark, in rare cases almost white, with a crinkly texture. Their eyes are also dark. Their nose is usually short and plump, their lips are full and voluptuous.

Gemini Their movements are swift and their eyes dart around in awareness. Overall their body is quite small and slim with long arms and fingers. Their hair is usually of a blonde shade. Their eyes come in colours from grey to brown. Their complexion is sort of pale. Their lips are usually small and thin and their nose is long and aquiline.

Cancer The Cancer appearance again is divided into passive/feminine and active/masculine, but they do share some similar traits. One common Cancer trait is that even if they are not plump in their early years, they tend to accumulate it in their early years. Also again, regardless of sex or gender, a person can possess either active or passive traits. Feminine Cancer: Movements flow like water, obviously. Their face is round and flat with a very pale complexion, similar to the moon. Their mouth is large, nose is snub, eyes are large and pale. They have arched eyebrows that give a curious expression. Hair is usually blonde, but in cases where it’s black, it is very straight and lacks shine. Their body is short with rounded limbs. In women, they tend to have nicely shaped breasts as Cancer rules over motherly duties. Masculine Cancer: Their face is aquiline instead of round. Their complexion holds a pinkish-rubicund colour. Their mouth is thin and firm. Eyes still pale, but piercing. Their body is sort of clumsy and plump. Leo The Leo type is divided into two different kinds of Leos, the Noble type and the Degenerated type. Noble Leo: Ruled by the sun, they represent sort of a masculine beauty. Their movements are proud and quick. They have a frank expression. Their complexion ranges from dark and ruddy to clear and rosy. Hair is usually blonde, sometimes reddish. Their hair can be quite prominent when it is grown out like a mane. Their eyebrows hold an expression of bravery and challenge. Their forehead is high, but overall their head is equally proportioned. Their eyes are fearless and commanding. Their nose is neither very large nor very small and is straight. Their mouth is well shaped and small. Chin is rather square. Overall their limbs and body are well proportioned, but hips tend to be slim and shoulders to be broad.  Degenerated Leo: Easy to spot, they have sort of a “bull dog” type face. Complexion is almost always dark and flushed. Their whole face seems pinched and squinted. Their body is a lot smaller and weaker from the noble type, but still broad. Virgo Their appearance is often modified by other influences in their chart; it’s rare to find a pure Virgo. The Virgo appearance is divided into the Earthy type and the Mercurial type, they are very different from each other. Earthy type: Movements are slow, as earth signs typically are. Their head is pretty large for their body. They have wide nostrils, the nose is sometimes the most prominent feature of their face. Their eyes are clear and small with a cunning expression. Their lips are small and narrowed. Their body can be very oddly proportioned and limbs ill set. Their hair can either be light or dark and it’s very striking and either crisp or wavy; it tends to stand up away from their forehead which is a strong characteristic of an Earthy type Virgo. Mercurial type: The more common type of Virgo you’ll see. Their bodies are very small, well proportioned and active. Their face is feminine and long with small facial features. Their hair is usually like brown and their eyes are usually grey or hazel, sometimes blue. Their eyes have a intelligent expression. Their nose is small and straight, still with the wider nostrils. Earth signs tend to be thicker, but for Virgos, they tend to stay very thin and their movements are quick like an air sign.

Libra They are divided by two types, the Venusian and Saturnian/Scorpio type. Their movements are graceful as air signs tend to be. Venusian type: Their body is small, delicate, and slim. Facial features are small, soft, and pleasing. They tend to be callipygian (nice butt hehe). Their complexion is usually olive-ish and their hair is very dark with a glossy warmth to it; it is usually very straight. Their nose is small and Grecian, straight with no indentation on the bridge. Their lips are dark and seductive. Saturnian/Scorpio type: Their body is much more muscular and square compared to the Venusian Libra. Their shoulders are prominent and square. Their eyes are more intense and somewhat sinister. There is something mysterious about Saturnian/Scorpio Libras. Their complexion is courser compared to Venusian Libra.

Scorpio There are two types for this one, the masculine/active type and the feminine/passive type. Any gender or sex can possess either type.

Masculine type: Their hair is usually very thick and dark, sometimes curly. Their face is square, similar to Leo, but their cheekbones are much more prominent. Their eyes are deep-set and intense. Their nose varies, but always carries an aggressive and powerful expression. Their mouth is large and compressed usually. Their jaw is square and strong. Their body is thicker-set, but strong.

Feminine type: Their face is usually a perfect oval and they have an overall alluring expression. Their lips are full and loose. They have a body that is thinner and smaller. They tend to get moles and dark freckles.

Sagittarius They have a finely proportioned head that is slightly long. Their eyes possess a similar dreamy look to Pisces; they are usually a grey or light brown colour. Their nose is long and straight; a Jupiter influence will tip the nose down almost like a hook, while a strong moon influence will turn it back up. Their chin is narrow and rather pointed. Their hair is usually auburn. Sagittarius can be easily recognized by their doe-like expression/face. Their complexion is a rosy pink. Their bodies are some what similar to Libra, but more athletic as fire signs typically are. Their movements are graceful, restless, and active. Their legs are long and prominent. Capricorn  Their movements are slow, again just as earth signs are. Their skull is broad and their forehead is high. They have small, piercing eyes. Their nose is long and bony, mouth is thin and compressed. Bone structure is the most prominent part of their appearance; they are tall and lanky, limbs are big boned and long. Women with Capricorn influence often complain about having too much hair. Their expression is intense and kind of bitter. Wrinkles appearing early in life is common, but despite aging, they tend to keep keen eyesight. Aquarius Movements are graceful and swift. Their skull is broad compared to length, their face is long and oval. Their hair possesses a beautiful glint, it is usually curly. Their eyes are slightly wider set apart, the colour ranges from hazel to blue; they are large and luminous. Their nose is neither very long or very short, nor very thin or very broad. Their lips are of medium size, but somewhat thin. Their body is very average and well proportioned; not very robust though. Aquarian men tend to be a little effeminate while Aquarian women tend to be a bit masculine.

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries: Very aggressive and straight forward. Blunt innuendos and lots of touching. They’ll most definitely make the first move, always. 

Taurus: They’re subtly seductive. A Taurus knows exactly how to move their body to make you want them. They don’t chase; they make you chase them.

Gemini: A Gemini will seduce you with their words. They’ll compliment you, tell you jokes and stories. Their voice is rich and pleasant, and you’ll want to hear more.

Cancer: They’re shy and sweet, and their kindness and innocence draws you in. They’re sexy without trying. They attract, rather than pursue. 

Leo: Flamboyant and blunt, but not trashy. They’ll pull silly stunts and make lame jokes, while looking irresistible. They’ll make the first move, but they won’t let the courtship become one-sided.

Virgo: They’ll start doing little things to help you out. Having trouble with calculus? They’ll offer to tutor you. Need help with heavy boxes? They’re there to lend a hand. Don’t take this for granted.

Libra: They’ll court you like they do in the old movies. They’ll compliment you at every chance, send you flowers, buy you chocolates, ask you to slow dance to your favorite song. 

Scorpio: You’ll notice them staring at you intently and they’ll always seem to be near you. They’ll say things to you and you won’t be sure if they’re compliments or not. They’ll rarely tell you they like you, but you’ll definitely feel it if they do.

Sagittarius: They’re very forward and clumsy with their love. They’ll want to make you laugh and they’ll touch you a lot in a friendly way. They’ll probably tell you they like you if they do.

Capricorn: They’ll try to confuse the hell out of you. They’ll be flirty and sweet one day, then cold and impatient the next day. They want you to do the chasing.

Aquarius: An Aquarius wants to be your best friend before your lover. They’ll try to genuinely get to know you. Expect to be questioned about your interests and invited everywhere. 

click {here} to find your asteroid signs and the meanings of the asteroids. *please note that these can be a little inaccurate since they are not big parts of your natal chart. Also, it doesn’t mean you can’t feel like another chiron sign.

CHIRON SIGN

Aries //  Tries to overcome feeling worthless.

Taurus // Sometimes they felt like they didn’t receive enough of something. 

Gemini // May feel like no one listens to them.

Cancer // Feels like an outsider. 

Leo // Feels like their talents have been overlooked. 

Virgo // Needs to learn to deal with imperfection.

Libra // May feel like all their relationships have gone wrong. 

Scorpio // May be scared of own power or feel powerless.

Sagittarius // Life may feel like a continuous spiritual crisis.

Capricorn // May be a work-a-holic to prove their own worth.

Aquarius // Feels uncomfortable in a large group.

Pisces // Always at crisis. May be prone to depression or drug abuse.

CERES SIGN

Aries // Nurtures independence. 

Taurus // Feels nurtured when fed and pampered

Gemini // Feels nurtured when someone talks or writes to them.

Cancer // Enjoys being mothered and mothering others.

Leo // Takes pride in nurturing others.

Virgo // Critical when nurturing others.

Libra // Nurtured by beauty.

Scorpio // Nurtured through touch.

Sagittarius // Hides their nurturing qualities.

Capricorn // Nurtured when organized and in control.

Aquarius // Loves the strange and off-beat

Pisces // Reflects emotions of those around them.

PALLAS SIGN

Aries // Finds the fastest solution.

Taurus // Receives information physically.

Gemini // Sees world through words.

Cancer // Sees world through emotions. 

Leo // Sees world as a canvas they can paint on.

Virgo // Perceives analytically.

Libra // Seeks balance.

Scorpio // Sees world through issues beneath the surface.

Sagittarius // Can see the big picture. 

Capricorn // Sees underlying form.

Aquarius // Sees all future possibilities.

Pisces // Interprets mystical reality.

JUNO SIGN

Aries // Attracted to aggressive or dominant partners.

Taurus // Attracted to someone financially stable.

Gemini // Attracted to someone expressive.

Cancer // Attracted to someone emotionally intimate.

Leo // Attracted to someone romantic and exciting.

Virgo // Attracted to someone who sets high standards for themselves.

Libra // Attracted to fair and balanced partners.

Scorpio // Attracted to someone with sexual intimacy.

Sagittarius // Attracted to someone that’s intellectual.

Capricorn // Attracted to someone committed and determined.

Aquarius // Attracted to someone unconventional and will give them freedom.

Pisces // Attracted to someone they can have a spiritual bond with.

VESTA SIGN

Aries // Self-motivated.

Taurus // Fixed routines

Gemini // Strong communicator.

Cancer // Serves others.

Leo // Works creatively.

Virgo // Driven to meet their goals.

Libra // Needs to work with others.

Scorpio // Extremely passionate.

Sagittarius // Devoted to a higher power or universal truth.

Capricorn // Devoted to history and duty.

Aquarius // Serves humanity.

//Those are just some unpopular opinions of mine. ♣♥♣

Aries: Can it be that even though you’re emotionally expressive, you don’t like to show how sad you are? When someone hurts you, you remain silent for a while and try to move on. You don’t want others to see your true feelings. Sometimes you even fake a laugh, and just seeing you do that hurts.

Taurus: Do you try to forgive and forget, but can’t? Do you hold grudges because you are still angry or because you find it hard to believe that they would hurt you like this? Because you never thought they would turn against you one day? Or are you too prideful? Maybe this is something you’ve asked yourself once.

Gemini: I feel like some of you want to be more in tune with your emotions. You know you have them, but sometimes you just can’t feel them. You can help your crying best friend but understanding their feelings (like, putting yourself in their shoes) is a bit hard for you. You’re very adaptable. I think you’re that kind of person that asks themselves: “Am I being myself? Am I being someone else?“

Cancer: Do you often feel insecure? Because of your insecurities you might be very protective of yourself. You don’t want anyone to see your weak side. Cancers don’t like crying in front of others, they just can’t hide their emotions anymore. When they are crying, they are probably secretly hoping that you’ll be there for them and cheer you up, even if they don’t say it.

Leo: I feel like you’re trusting your friends too much. You are honestly so shocked when you find out your friend has done something bad like, “I didn’t know you’d do things like this“. You know you’re a nice person and you expect others to be nice as well. can it be that sometimes, you do nice things to make you feel good about yourself? Like “I’ll help you, because I love being nice to others“ or “I’d never turn against you, because I’m way too loyal.“

Virgo: I’ve never seen a Virgo say “I’m the best.“ Correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel like you are always comparing yourself to others and when you see that they’re described better, you take it personally, to the point where you start to think that you’re not as good as some other Signs. If you think people don’t love your Sign, you do it and love the heck out of it.

Libra: You’re friendly, but sometimes you try too hard to be liked by others to the point where you manipulate them into thinking you’re someone you’re not. If they don’t like you for who you are, you don’t need them. As long as you know you’re a kind person, it doesn’t matter whether people like you or not.

Scorpio: I think you are having problems with showing your emotions. Maybe it’s embarrassing for you to show affection? On the inside you care a lot, but you don’t often show it - especially not verbally. When you do nice things you tend to do it in a way people misunderstand and they might get the wrong idea of you.

Sagittarius: Even if you were born optimistic, I don’t think you’re just being optimistic for yourself. You could also be optimistic for those around you. You don’t want people to think that a situation is really bad when it isn’t and you don’t want to lose your hope either.

Capricorn: Have you ever asked yourself “Why do I find it so hard to let my guard down“? Maybe it’s because you’re afraid, afraid of opening up just to get hurt later. believe me, not everyone is bad. I used to believe that myself, until my faith in humanity was restored. One day you’ll find a person you can fully trust and show your goofy, affectionate side to.

Aquarius: I might be wrong, but can it be that you dislike the word “Marriage“? Or “Commitment“? You seem like that kind of person that is proud of their independence and will distance themselves from people who want them to become more dependent. Also, do you sometimes try too hard to be different? Because you don’t want to be “just like the others“? You’re unique without trying, don’t forget that.

Pisces: You often sacrifice yourself for others, or put their needs before your own. You say you don’t want anything back, but can it be that you secretly want them to appreciate what you do for them? To know that you’d do so much for them? Can it be that you pity yourself so others can’t? When you’re sad, you are probably thinking about every bad thing that has happened to you and think “Why me?“

First: Your emotions are a part of you. They are not just something you experience, they drive your essence and vitality. You may be very abrupt emotionally, or at the very least your emotions are not a mystery. Other people can generally see how you are feeling.

Second: Sentimental is the word for this placement. Things are important to you, you may become overly attached to possessions. You like to have a comfortable life. You measure the worth of something by how it makes you feel. Your intuition guides you in the material realm.

Third: Learning requires intuition for you as you associate thoughts with feeling. Its likely you tend to take care of your siblings or peers. You feel comfortable taking short journeys as they’re important for you to be able to clear your mind

Fourth: You feel secure of your emotions. You have an established understanding of your own needs and how to fulfill them. This ability allows you to take care of others. Life is likely comfortable for you. Your home is your safe space.

Fifth: There is a softness to your demeanor. You use art or performance to express your emotions. This may be done literally or you might make a show out of your emotions. You are likely romantic and you cater to your inner child.

Sixth: You feel it is your duty to take care of yours and other people’s health, which can be stressful. This can actually be debilitating for you as your moods affect your health and vice versa. You may have stomach issues.

Seventh: The people in your life define your mood, so it is important to be with someone who is sensitive to your emotional needs. You likely feel more comfortable and safe when in a relationship as opposed to being single.

Eighth: Emotions are intense. Sex is a powerful outlet for them. You instinctively pry in other people’s private lives, while at the same time being secretive of your own. Your emotional life goes through many changes. You may depend on other people’s resources for security.

Ninth: Emotions are a learning experience. The lessons they provide allow you a gateway to developing a personal philosophy. In turn having a belief system makes you feel more comfortable mentally. You are a natural born traveler and teacher.

Tenth: Other people see you as an emotional, sensitive person. Careers involving taking care of others would be suitable to you. In having a reliable career you feel you can take care of yourself and/or your loved ones more, you feel secure. You look up to powerful women.

Eleventh: You have an intimate social group. You like to have friends that will look out for you, and care for you. You are open and honest about your emotions, as you like for other people to understand them. You may be sensitive to what others think.