I Balance Stuff

INTJ

ENTJ

INTP

ENTP

ISTJ

ESTJ

ISTP

ESTP

INFJ

ENFJ

INFP

ENFP

ISFP

ESFP

ISFJ

ESFJ

ENTJ:

Crazy schedule, still manages to hang around with friends.

Insanely driven. Vital necessity of being The Best™.

Doesn’t have time for bullshit, ever.

Generally sweet, scary when mad (emphasize ‘scary’).

Highly motivated and ambitious.

No drama, thank you.

Flawless facial control (low-key scary as well).

INTP’s recklessness makes her have a mini heart attack every now and again.

Manners matter.

Has been super busy lately.

And by ‘lately’ we mean since always until forever.

Common phrases include:

– “You might find this of some help”. – “This is so interesting”. – “Yes, I’ve read about it”. – “Sorry, I already have plans”. – “I’d actually prefer to do it myself”. – “Really, just let /me/ do it :)”.

ENTP:

Sharp tongue.

Comeback generator.

Laid back attractiveness and incredible charisma.

Bulldozer mode when mad.

Put-together and confident.

Has a fame for being flirty.

Hasn’t had that many partners at all.

“wrecking ball” (- mother mother) is his life theme song.

Is actually quite delicate.

Almost all his facial expressions are masks.

Hiding his real emotions seems to have become a life purpose.

His deep interests surprise most people.

“Is very intelligent, but way too lazy at school” squad with INTP.

Is seen as a bad influence.

Actually has a pretty solid moral code.

Fashion style score: BADASS. (the aesthetics are real).

Common phrases include:

– “Think about it this way”. – “Why, am I bothering you?” + smirk. – “Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to your bullshit”. – “Why does everyone believe I’m lying?”

INTJ

Works silently because success speaks for itself.

The library is his natural habitat.

Very specific fields of interest.

Seems very polite, and he is.

(Doesn’t actually believe in politeness itself, has only learned to follow formalities in order to make his life easier). 

Efficient™.

Crisis over personal traits of which the analysis were thought to be concluded. 

Really brain, why this again. Why.

Has learned to master several skills that he doesn’t even enjoy.

Common phrases include:

– “No”. (Default reply to INTP’s proposes). – “That is /such/ a bad idea”. – “Actually…” (*insert unasked correction*). – “I’m still considering it”. – “What do you mean it’s not polite to tell them how wrong they are?” – “Of course I cannot change my schedule” (to ENTP).

INTP

Has strong opinions on matters that she has given a lot of thought (and we mean a lot).

Gets overwhelmed by being the center of attention.

Became an Ancient Rome expert overnight.

Comfy discrete clothes.

Deadlines are a very flexible concept.

Actually, every concept should be prone to constant revision.

Study time is the perfect time for introspection and/or new ideas development.

Either absolutely hyped or completely indolent.

Common phrases include:

– “My nights are a mix of insomnia and belated lunch”. – “What if we…” (Proposes crazily awesome plan to INTJ). – “There are pubs in which you can hear a much more refined language than in the Congress”. – “Because apathy is the foundation of my being” (as a response to ENTJ asking her why she doesn’t just /do/ the stuff).

Shared traits

Difficulty to compute feelings (we know, we know, ‘such a cliché’. Still true).

Allergies: stupidity, ignorance, illogical social rules.

“WHY do people refuse to THINK”.

Rich lexicon (xNTJs’ default mode, xNTPs’ show it when the situation is worth it).

Best debates between them, NFs are sometimes invited.

Would always choose knowledge over ignorance, even if it implies unhappiness.

“What do you mean it was offensive? It’s the truth!” (As a response to ENFJ).

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IxxJ squad

ISTJs:  I think it’s great that there are so many of you, because ISTJs drive the world, get stuff done, and always seem to know what’s going on. You’re so incredibly reliable and trustworthy and we need people like that. Without your devotion and logical thinking, the world would be nowhere.

ISFJs: You guys are the glue that holds society together. I love how much you care about everyone and how much effort you put in to make sure everyone is okay. Seriously, you deserve more credit for being such great people, and you have both the drive and natural kindness to help a lot of people.

INFJs: Not only do you have other peoples’ best interests in mind, you guys dream big and have bold ideals. You may not think they’ll happen, but because you’re all so gutsy and organized (unlike me) I feel like you can and will accomplish your goals. I wish there were more of you, because you’re brilliant.

INTJs: You nerds are going to change the world. Seriously, you’re all intelligent, knowledgeable, determined and generally great at stuff, and you’re unbound by expectations. You are creators, challengers, improvers, and while you are few, you can have massive effects on the world on your own.

ISTPs: I know none of you are that dependent on the approval of others, but for what it’s worth: you are great. Your cleverness, pragmatism and bravery mean that you can accomplish awesome things that others could only dream of, and your calmness under pressure is something I strive for.

ISFPs: I feel like the world would be so much more peaceful if people adopted your mindset. It’s incredible how well you guys can see the beauty in others and the world around you. Flexible, talented people like you have so much potential, and since you’re all so kind and charming it’s great to be around you.

INFPs: You guys are most interested in deep thoughts and long-term goals and don’t care about shallow things. And that’s a wonderful way to be. I’m so glad that there are people like you: deep thinkers who don’t forget to look after others, altruists who still seek to define themselves. You fit so many great qualities into one incredible personality.

Aries: very protective, can get jealous, lots of touching, seems shy but actually very aggressive, tries to wrestle you but ends up making out, jaw and neck kisses, wraps their arm around your waist all the time

Taurus: lots of giggling, loves tight hugs, holds your hand all the time, bakes cookies for you, cares about you a lot even if she doesn’t show it as much, wants attention, very quirky and fun to be with

Gemini: knows how to turn you on, likes to leave hickies, gives you annoyingly cute nicknames, rests their head on your shoulder, likes ruffling your hair, likes to take control, likes spooning

Cancer: seeks approval, good at making out, cares about you a lot, big hearted, likes just being in your presence, tries to seduce you but ends up giggling, wants to cuddle all the time

Leo: super flirty, wants to show you off, will talk with you all night, isn’t afraid to belt out songs in front of you, lots of pda, has a folder of photos of just you on their phone

Virgo: wants to push boundaries but is shy/inexperienced, wants to be protected, eyebrow raises, dances crazily to your favorite songs, best friend and lover, makes suggestive jokes to tease you

Libra: very charming, knows how to make your knees weak, tells you how hot you are everyday, likes corny romantic dates, makes you watch chick flicks, happy with a simplistic relationship

Scorpio: steals your clothes, breathes in your scent, seduces you easily, likes sitting on your lap, gets to know you deeply, has lots of inside jokes with you, traces all your curves and admires your entire body

Sagittarius: super chill, wants to try new things with you, likes to let you take control sometimes, loves being wrapped up in you, admires your butt a lot, likes watching sunsets with you

Capricorn: lots of witty banter, will challenge you to think, likes watching movies with you, will lie in bed with you all day, out of the blue acts of love, teaches you new things

Aquarius: innocent and carefree, will beat you in your favorite video game, makes dirty jokes, will just stare at your face in love, dresses up for you, tells others how much they love you,

Thought this would be pretty fun & silly lol

Aries moon: “I want to stop playing. Not because I’m losing, but because this game is fucking dumb”.

Taurus moon: “I’m just looking to get wine-mom drunk tonight.”

Gemini moon: “Sometimes I stay up really late and enter random chat rooms for fun. They tell me their fetishes and everything…”

Cancer moon: “I feel like I really care about everyone but no one cares about me.”

Leo moon: “I skipped class because they don’t deserve my presence.”

Virgo moon: “Yeah, it’s that modern art shit that’s just a potato chip crumb on a plate. Genius.”

Libra moon: “There’s no hot people at this party, what’s the point?”

Scorpio moon: “Crime shows bore me, I always know who did it within like 5 minutes.”

Sagittarius moon: “I dropped 2 tabs of acid yesterday and became the best artist of all time.”

Capricorn moon: “Fuck you, I could beat Gordon Ramsay in a cook-off any day.”

Aquarius moon: “The state of our country right now…no actually, the state of our WORLD right now terrifies me.”

Pisces moon: “I don’t care that it’s just a game, you can’t leave those dogs in such small cages like that!”

Aries: Electional Astrology - also known as event astrology, is a branch found in most traditions of astrology in which a practitioner decides the most appropriate time for an event based on the astrological auspiciousness of that time (wiki)

Taurus: Financial Astrology - the practice of relating the movements of celestial bodies to events in financial markets (wiki)

Gemini: Horary Astrology - an ancient branch of horoscopic astrology in which an astrologer attempts to answer a question by constructing a horoscope for the exact time at which the question was received and understood by the astrologer (wiki)

Cancer: Draconic Astrology - the astrology of the soul, calculated using the Lunar Nodes (my article)

Leo: Sun-sign Astrology - the form of astrology most commonly found in many newspaper and magazine columns, based on just the 12 Sun signs (wiki)

Virgo: Medical Astrology - an ancient medical system that associates various parts of the body, diseases, and drugs as under the influence of the sun, moon, and planets, along with the twelve astrological signs (wiki)

LIbra: Synastry - the branch of astrology that studies relationships by comparing natal horoscopes (wiki)

Scorpio: Psychological Astrology - the cross-fertilisation of the fields of astrology with depth psychology, humanistic psychology and transpersonal psychology (wiki)

Sagittarius: Astrocartography - one of several methods of locational astrology, which purports to identify varying life conditions through differences in location (wiki)

Capricorn: Mundane Astrology - (also known as political astrology) is the application of astrology to world affairs and world events (wiki)

Aquarius: Uranian Astrology - developed by Alfred Witte, a precise method concerned with the consciousness of the soul (web)

The Signs as Songs From Albums: BADLANDS 

The Signs as Songs From Albums: Vessel 

the moon sign is so important.  it’s the first thing i want to mention to people learning about astrology, because although your chart is much like a jigsaw puzzle, your moon sign is one of the biggest pieces.  much like the sun sign, it makes up a vast amount of who you are.  your moon sign rules over your emotions, your impulses, and the deepest, most personal version of you.  your sun sign is who you are when you’re in your element, most comfortable, around the people you trust.  your moon sign is the inner workings of you every single day.  the decisions you make, the way you perceive your emotions, and your viewpoint on the world are all products of your moon sign.  so learn a bit about yourself!

☽ moon in aries ☾ : if your moon is in aries, you’re quite a character!  passionate, impulsive, and excitable, you are fast paced and see nothing as impossible!  you’re bound to have very strong emotions, be them good or bad, and you let them rule your every decision (though your decisions can hardly be called decisions; you just do what you want).  nothing is ever boring with a moon in aries around! good qualities: passionate, spontaneous, ambitious, optimistic bad qualities: impatient, moody, hot-headed, dramatic

☽ moon in taurus ☾ : if your moon is in taurus, your personality can be best described as warm.  you are affectionate, patient, and kind, and you’re a slave to routine.  you want every day to be predictable, because you’re most comfortable following a pattern!  your love for your family, close friends, and partner is gentle and unwavering, and you will stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. good qualities: kind, loyal, frugal, fair bad qualities: stubborn, materialistic, unforgiving

☽ moon in gemini ☾ : if your moon is in gemini you’re one of the most fast-paced moon signs.  sociable, funny, and friendly, you’re much like aries in your impulsiveness, but unlike the fire sign which is unwavering, you’re an ever-changing person.  you probably find yourself taking on traits of those around you, and constantly reinventing your style, because you can’t stand being the same person every day! good qualities: interesting, funny, organized, intelligent bad qualities: noncommittal, restless, rude

☽ moon in cancer ☾ : cancer moons are the most in-touch with their feelings of all the moon signs.  if your moon is in cancer, you always know what you’re feeling, and always know what the people around you are feeling as well.  you have great intuition, and that combined with your maternal nature makes you a wonderful friend, partner, and parent. good qualities: caring, empathetic, loyal, nurturing bad qualities: pessimistic, insecure, finicky, self-absorbed

☽ moon in leo ☾ : if your moon is in leo, you’re incredibly generous. you express your emotions by giving all you can to others, especially those you love. you enjoy showering those around you in gifts, compliments, and affection, but you expect to be treated the same! you love to help others, and give some of the best advice. you feel your best when surrounded by people who care about you, and probably hate being alone.  good qualities: organized, loving, generous, responsible  bad qualities: dramatic, needy, bossy, materialistic 

 ☽ moon in virgo ☾ : if your moon is in virgo, you’re obsessed with detail and simplicity all at once.  you like to keep a routine that’s to a t, but prefer to walk through life without doing anything incredible.  you’re happy just blending in with the crowd, and doing small things to make a difference!  you show your love in tiny gestures, like packing someone’s lunch or doing their laundry, and prefer not to get too sappy about it.  you’d rather not make a big splash about anything! good qualities: reliable, organized, selfless bad qualities: insecure, withdrawn, apathetic

☽ moon in libra ☾ : if your moon is in libra, you want someone by your side at all times.  you feel most comfortable when you’re in a relationship and quite insecure when you’re alone.  you usually want everything to be perfect, almost unrealistically so, and you stress a lot about the little things.  you have great social skills and likely lots of friends, and love being surrounded by them. good qualities: adaptable, charming, sympathetic bad qualities: overindulgent, indecisive, dependent to a fault

☽ moon in scorpio ☾ : if your moon is in scorpio, you’re intense in everything you do. from your interests to your relationships to what you eat for dinner, everything is a big deal. you probably like horror, mythology or astrology, and take great interest in the strange and the unknown. you have a constant thirst for excitement, and if there is none, you’ll create it. your presence is unmistakable. good qualities: passionate, charismatic, ambitious, complex bad qualities: possessive, dramatic, hot-tempered, may be disloyal

☽ moon in sagittarius ☾ : if your moon is in sagittarius, you are a free spirit. a sagittarius moon loves adventure, excitement, and change in their life. if any sign is likely to be a modern-day nomad that lives in a camper and crosses country, it’s a sagittarius moon. a sag moon living a conventional life is the type to pick you up at three a.m. to take you to mcdonald’s. they can’t stand doing things the same way twice. good qualities: fun, fast-paced, spontaneous, passionate bad qualities: irresponsible, flighty, rude, unreliable

☽ moon in capricorn ☾ : if you have a capricorn moon, you are an old soul. you’re practical and constantly striving for success, and you’re so driven that you’re bound to get where you want to be. emotions are not your strong suit, and many capricorn moons may remain single throughout their life, simply because they’d rather worry about themselves. reserved but not selfish, a cap moon is not very social. good qualities: ambitious, intelligent, logical, even-tempered bad qualities: insecure, unaffectionate, anxious

☽ moon in aquarius ☾ : if your moon is in aquarius, you march to the beat of your own drum. an aqua moon feels set apart from others, and tends to act as an outsider looking in; they don’t believe anyone can truly understand them. they’re funny, independent, and kind, and their intuition and observance makes them some of the best therapists, case workers, and even lawyers. good qualities: independent, intuitive, idealistic, funny bad qualities: egotistical, moody, distant

air signs:

When there is Mars, the will is to take charge.

Mars dominant folk aren’t afraid of a fight, their insides are injected with purpose to pursue; even more passive signs will be filled with gumption to get up and go. Other traits that may surface are courage, a quixotic mind, a willingness to lead, impulsiveness, competitive streak, and aggression.

Mars in the Signs

Fire (aries, leo, sagittarius): you want to chase your dreams and turn your life into legend; you will be self-involved, and driven, with loads of energy and a pioneering spirit that initiates action, and defends the underdog; you will be brave & impatient, with stellar ideas, always outgoing, direct, and competitive.

Earth (taurus, virgo, capricorn): you will be skilled and creative, with both the drive & endurance to finish projects. Like bulls on steroids, with passion, determination, and temper, you will make a natural leader though headstrong, loyal with an iron will; infallible and tireless, with confidence in your mentality.

Air (gemini, libra, aquarius): quickened impulses and mania, but the mind will be sharp and fierce, you will dominate conversations and mental pursuits; highly active and energetic, but motivated; great debaters and leaders with marked independence; fanatical about ideas, but unafraid to explore & share them.