an average test subject from Aperture science

Me and a trio of gay people became bats and after a series of hijinks, we finally discovered that the reason we became bats is because what we needed all along was a place to belong and that place was with each other.

The plot of what we do in the shadows

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

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They should take his shirt off and show his armpit with steam and sweat

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i think he was quite clear

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

Bad news everyone

“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense