ea amavit qua intellexit

did you know? most people have an above average number of legs.

so, tumblr, i'll return at christmas, but probably under a different name. i feel like now's as good a time as any to retire this blog. i might post REALLY IMPORTANT FANGIRL THINGS here once in a while, but for the most part this blog is a record of my college years.

auf wiedersehen, internetwebs. see y'all at christmas. dftba and don't reblog anything i wouldn't!

i literally cannot defeat the archdemon

i need a titan defender, a titan striker, and a sunsinger

what do you mean i can't have those classes

i don't care if it's "the wrong game"

*continues scrolling*

dog?? dog!!!!!!!

alistair you are such a dork

morrigan's a bitch but she's precisely my kind of bitch. let's be friends, bitch.

somebody remind me why we let the large one out of its cage?

ALISTAIR THINKS I'M SPECIAL

ooh can i call alistair 'your highness' for the rest of the game. no? damn.

well hello zaeed i didn't know you went in for mayoring villages

ALISTAIR DON'T HATE ME I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THE SPARE I HAD NO CHOICE

tuvok? what are u doing in this elf forest?

ashley williams? how do u know tuvok?

SHUT UP TUVOK YOU'RE SO OLD

alistair here's your mum's locket pls don't hate me

omg alistair u don't hate me???? ^u^

holy shit assassin

zevran oh my GODS you are so USELESS. i mean WHAT KIND OF ROGUE CAN'T LOCKPICK A BASIC CHEST.

~dream worlllllld~

NO NO NO WHY DO I HAVE TO BREAK ALISTAIR'S HEART WHY CAN'T I RESCUE HIM FROM TERRIFYING SHIT LIKE I DID EVERYONE ELSE

alistair i'm the last surviving member of my great house and you're the heir to the throne so pls love me. also when all this is over maybe we could tour the local statuette gallery. i'll even convince dog to like u.

*cries* pls love me alistair

ZEVRAN STOP BEING SO HOT AND BAD YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY ADORABLE PUPPY HERO PRINCE