Mutual administrative assistants and all that (feat. Portable ART)
Not today Justin
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macklin celebrini has autism
Jules of Nature
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Mutual administrative assistants and all that (feat. Portable ART)

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grace: would you still love me—
rocky: yes we'd still love you if you were a worm
rocky: no we're not mad at you
rocky: yes we love you
grace: 🥹
adrian: he does not speak for both of us. i would not love you if you were a worm. the human body is weird enough.
this isso dumb
what if the cloned human tissue part of SecUnits comes from those people in the rover program who are considered precursors to SecUnits?
what if they've just been continually reproducing these cell lines for hundreds of years, to the point where everyone but perhaps a few key scientists know the origin of their SecUnits' human tissue? and if each company had its own "proprietary" cell line? (i.e. each of them used a different rover program participant to start manufacturing SecUnits)
and what if the descendants of those in the rover program never learned what happened to their relative's remaining body after the rovers were decommissioned? it's been kept from them to prevent them from trying to get their relatives' remains back?
and what if Murderbot were to discover this? what if it learned that there are humans out there that are technically its genetic relatives? what if it met those relatives? what if they were all able to give each other some mutual closure— Murderbot learning more about itself, and the family finally learning what happened to their ancestor?
Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment
nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game

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Tactical SecUnit hold
I feel we don’t have enough three carrying MB content-
Why is three carrying MB? Great question! Though it seems to be engaged in another argument with ART
How each peak lord addresses their disciples
Yue Qingyuan: “my disciples :)”
Shen Qingqiu (Jiu): “the hellions”
Shen Qingqiu (Yuan): “my ducklings/buns/kids/babies”
Wei Qingwei: “my evil army of minions”
Shang Qinghua (original): “my students 😑”
Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei): “my horrible children”
Qi Qingqi: “my girls”
Liu Qingge: “my brats”
Mu Qingfang: “my healers in training”
I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it
many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that
I love not farming
I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine
I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.
would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!
but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

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For me a big part of “sex work is work” is that sex work should be socially viewed as totally legitimate work. I should be able to put sex work on my resume. I should be able to lean on the skills and knowledge I gain in this field and have that experience be respected. Right now I have a gap in my resume. But I’m also consistently doing advertising, social media management, inventory, merchandising, customer service, upselling!!! I’m working self directed, I’m solely responsible for every aspect of my business. I deserve respect, fuck.
The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
Could not leave this in the tags <3
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government
https://blinkies.cafe
this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world
literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all
like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??
i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

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not immune to the tending to wounds trope ……
I keep seeing the take that authors on AO3 need to stop deleting their fics and instead to orphan them without any explanation of the consequences of orphaning a fic and as an author I really need to say something to this.
Stop telling people to just orphan their fics.
Orphaning a fic means giving up any and all ownership over it. No way to claim it back, edit it or delete it. Yes it's an archive but an author should still have the right to delete their work if they feel like they don't want it to be up anymore.
Readers always scream for authors to orphan their fics instead of deleting because they feel like they have a right to the fanworks that is shared with them for free. If it's so important to you to not lose a fic, download it. Also comment and encourage the authors, instead of telling them to give up all ownership to their work.
To authors, if you think about deleting your fics, there are other options you should employ first. If you don't want it connected to your name, put it into an anonymous collection. As long as it's in there, noone can see you wrote it, you still can edit ot or delete it and moderate comments on it. You can even move it to anther account, just create another one, add it as co author and then take your main account off. Then you can still edit it from your second account but it's no longer connected to your account.
If you don't want it to show anymore put it in a unrevealed collection, that way, the fic won't show up but it's still there, you can still see it, read comments and make it public again.
If you feel the urge to delete your fic, try one of these options first and see how you feel about it after a while, you can still delete or orphan afterwards, but this hopefully makes your decision easier.
Only orphan a fic if you're 100% sure. This is permanent, there is no way back from that, AO3 support will NOT help you if you did it on accident or change your mind. Don't listen to people telling you to just orphan it, make very sure, this is what you want.
i don't think i realized there were so many other options!