I Do Believe Her, Though I Know She Lies

Genuinely one of my favorite parts of the first book is Edward hesitantly telling Bella the insanely non-human boundary-breaking creepy shit he’s been doing without her knowledge and being disturbed himself that she’s sort of into all that

Edward’s behavior gets way less infuriating observing him only from the lens of a monster who has lost all sense of social behavior and decorum with humans. Vampires interacting with humans is sort of like humans with a chicken they really like as in the sense I May Eat You but also you’re a cool little guy. So

I can’t believe we couldn’t take a moment with Gortash’s dead body to check his hairline

BG3 killing me so bad the further I get in like okay I know we have these evil tadpoles in our brains but all of you are also in cults so that is my priority right now

Astarion is too silly proposing some diabolical ass plan that he does not even have one logistical point as to how we’d go about executing it and the entire argument crumbles from me asking “how”