"WHAT WOULD GOD THINK!?"

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

now shake it a little ‼‼‼

Still dead

come get your fucking man he just referred to the genderally ambiguous creature design as he/him

Pjackk is literally not a lesbian he has so many posts about having sex with men. Polish men at that.

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

been a rough couple days, gimme a compliment and also a fucked up animal fact please n thnx?

Splatoon but its werewolves

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

both of them are me