"WHAT WOULD GOD THINK!?"

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck

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yeah, sure why not, get in line

more games with romance mechanics should have equivalent friendship mechanics and should stop hiding character lore behind specifically romance

Game where you max out affection or whatever but if you then make a pass at them they're like "WHAT" and you lose 30 points and they become deeply distrustful of all further gifts

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

the absolute thrill of deleting your instagram posts the moment they start to reach The Public.

Pork tastes bad. Unfollow if you're a porkoid

Unfollow if you're a porkcel.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.