Thems the breaks

Tony the Frosted Flakes Tiger could tell me anything and I’d instantly believe him because he is so cool and swag.

poodles are usually anthropomorphized to be froufrou ladies but i always see them as a miscellaneously european man from the 1970s

sis has some validity to her statistics 

never too early to start reblogging this

^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.

could u imagine inventing butter, and you take a big spoonful and ur like 😏 then that shit hit your tongue and….. 😰….. 😨 ….. ur done! 😱🤢 soooooo nasty! ugh! ohhh it’s repulsive! but then ur thinking 🤔i spent 16 hours making this little bowl of this filth, not gonna just toss it! no way! 😑 so u grab some of your leftover bread that you grew yourself on a bread tree. spread some of that Gunk on that bad boy. 😧 bottoms up!!! …….😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ it’s amazing! it’s so delicious! how can something so horrendous by itself, make this bread so much better❓❗️❓❗️ you losing your damn mind

cis women can fuck off believing hairy pits are the pinnacle of body hair celebration. Im a nonbinary woman and i haven’t walked into a women’s bathroom for years bc of my beard.