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flyers as horse breeds (part 1)

brb laughing til I cry and puke

Two farts that ripped outta my ass

2018 - Nolan Ptrick being asked about Travis Konecny

Travis Konecny’s Tips For Goalie Hugs

make sure you’re last in line. get out of line and go to the back if needed. you’re gonna want that extra time!

reach ALL the way up to cradle the head. BOTH HANDS. if the goalie isn’t being touched from skate boot to helmet top, is it really a hug?

pressssss those hips in. really get in there! remember, a hug should feel like trying to crawl into another person

turn around so your goalie can pat you on the butt for another successful hug. well done everyone! hit the showers!

thank you @kureally​!💛

pretty surprised that this isn’t one i’ve done already, but the day has come and i would invite you all to join me in delving into some photos of the canadian hockey spectacle known as travis konecny!

see here for other posts like this one! i am also taking requests for ‘em :)

this photo is a good one to start with, as it provides the essential information you need to understand travis konecny as a person. apparently his brother calls him a “city slicker,” but this is him in his true form - in camo, with fishing equipment and associated fish, looking objectively pretty fucking bad. the comment is from his teammate and certified best bud nolan patrick, who we will discuss more later. additionally, his instagram account no longer exists because he is diametrically opposed to having a social media presence, and throws his phone in an ontario lake for 4 months every offseason. presumably.

in addition to all of that, he is pretty fucking good at hockey. and yes, this is the same person as above, this time looking rather nice and representing the philadelphia flyers at this year’s all star game