Plurbin' It

So I actually really liked almost every aspect of the finale given the time constraints they had and such BUT since Beelzebub is my favorite character I was so sad to not even have them be mentioned so you guys are getting potential scenarios from me okay. First of all Beelzebub IS alive okay you just don’t see them because they’re out being filmed on the latest episode of Dirty Jobs. Probably as like a forensic entomologist or something because it combines their special knowledge and love of bugs (especially flies and maggots!) with something morbid and disgusting only they could derive pure joy out of. They actually LOVE their job and getting messy and are very careful with all of the bugs. Or they’re Anthony and Asa’s trash collector and watch week by week month by month year by year as their garbage bins get filled with more and more empty dessert packages and nothing else like how are these two even still alive