Potter Gal 😍

— he thought the WIND blew him onto a roof

— he tried to pick letters falling from the ceiling instead of ones ALREADY ON THE GROUND

— he didn’t recognize the half-blood prince’s handwriting after literally seeing it on the board for five whole years

— receives a BROOM SHAPED PACKAGE and asks what it is

— asks seamus wtf he’s trying to do when seamus is literally saying the words to WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO OUT LOUD

— literally holds his hands out in chamber of secrets making it look like he’s the one levitating the cake

— diagonalfjjfjfjgkh

— decides to open a letter addressed to him in front of the durselys when they smart thing to do would have just been to ?? hide it ???

— went into the chamber of secrets with an clearly useless teacher and a broken wand when he KNEW that that roosters were fatal to the basilisk

— it never once occurred to him that, salazar slytherin, a parselmouth, founder of slytherin house, house with a snake for a mascot, would leave a snake in the chamber of secrets

— roonil wazlib. need i say more

— never made the connection that werewolf mcwerewolf always disappeared at the full moon and was sick after it

— thought it was smart to put his face into a bowl (pensive) filled with an unknown liquid

— performed numerous spells from the inside of a book without knowing what they would do

Sirius: It started with pissing off mom but now it’s more for Bella.

Remus: Meaning?

James: Peter doesn’t handle pressure well.

Peter: (sweating and nervously squeaking as Remus tries to comfort him)

James: Not to brag, but the four of us have a combined total of fourteen weeks worth of days not spent in detention.

Remus: That would have been twenty but…we only got fourteen.

McGonagall: That’s not enough time spent outside detention.

for every sign there is an exaltation and a fall. venus, planet of love and beauty, finds her wings in pisces; she exalts in the sign of hopes and dreams. in this mode of expression, venus has no problem expressing her higher light and vibrations. similarly, venus has a hard time roaming the earth as its opposite sign, virgo. she has no wings, no otherworldly qualities when expressed in this sign. virgo, amongst many things, is an intellectual sign. virgo venusians forget their origin and focus on more immediate matters. the cool and discriminating energy of this sign subdues the expression of love and light of the soul. as an earth sign, virgo knows the physical all too well, and tends to place value on things only as far as the eye can see. “is this real?” “is this tangible?” “is this valuable?” the virgo venusian asks. she doesnt think about the heart and spirit, but the mind and body

virgo venus is reserved, she is realistic, she is refined, she is consistent, she has high standards, she is a perfectionist, she is very aware of flaws, and she is restless. onlookers think she is too selective, mundane, judgemental; lovers think she is too practical, phlegmatic, nitpicky. her doting and perfectionism may leave a sour taste in their mouth but she doesn’t mean it like that, she just wants them to improve. she just wants everyone to improve, especially herself. if this isn’t achieved, she goes to extreme lengths to conceal all of her vulnerabilities and weaknesses; she believes her true, unpolished self will be rejected. she thinks the bare self isn’t worthy of love and adoration. with her earthbound heart, she is considered to be the antithesis to universal, understanding love