Alive or Dreaming

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

I read this in Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s voice

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

HIS NAME IS REMY

actually it’s ratatouille’s monster

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

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Reblogged because I’m laughing my gut out

Look how many notes this post has

I’m poor money dog pls save me

Help plz

Fuck it

Hope is in the air….

I love this so much.

Damn it, I thought this was eye shadow!

After watching Bird Box:

Woo, imagine if you’re buck as naked and they malfunction and go clear. 

Those brushes are amazing!!!!

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.