The Crazy-Stupid Life of Alistair

Literally so bored of people making jokes about vegans

Why? It’s the funniest thing you can say to them when you meat them.

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

i used to be so christian, like going to church every week and saying grace before every dinner and it’s such a weird concept to me now

Much the same. One day I will return.

In fairness the uni is responding well, their renovating the library over the summer to add more places.

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

This made my day, thanks!

If you’re reblogging it because you respect it, cool. If not, here’s why you should: Britney Spears was a child star who was rocketed into extreme celebrity at a young age. It isn’t all to shocking to hear that she didn’t have a ton of time to learn math, because if you were like fifteen and all your time was spent in photo shoots and on press tours you probably wouldn’t find a ton of time for homework, either. She’s been to hell and back through the media, and now she’s just trying to be a good mother. I absolutely respect the fact that she’s becoming more educated to help her sons, because that’s a devoted parent. There are parents out there who don’t care at all and would let their kid struggle alone, and it’s heartwarming to hear about parents who try their best not to let that happen. Leave her be.

I like how it turned out that Chris Crocker was just way before his time. 

My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance

I like flashing the cash I make from creating Apps and Websites in front of people who once called me a nerd.

Even as a guy this makes me mad. Alligator meat is on the “essential items list”. You’ve got to question whether the government has its priorities right when exotic meat is deemed more essential than sanitary products.