like a sucker punch

Oh… well I wore a dress today, sorry. I can go get you something else…

Do you even know where a towel is or something? I’m not going to run around with my ass hanging out. Especially not here.

How unappreciative. You know, with the way you’re acting I could just leave you here in your present state and just go about my day. You’re so lucky I’m bigger than that.

Oh, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. 

Guess I can’t say anything then

Seriously? Not even a towel? Nothing?

Oh dear! Here you go.

Uh, thanks. You just have the jacket? Because there are other bits of me that I don’t want flying in the wind.

First of all, shouldn’t you be nicer to someone coming to your aid? I’m like a regular knight in shining armor. Or at least a good sized t-shirt. And second of all… I have no second of all.

I’ll be nice to the person coming to my aid when they actually come to my aid instead of sitting here taunting me for how short I am. And your t-shirt is a good size. I can give you that much. 

I’m not screwing, you are very shrimpy.

First of all, you know what I meant. And second of all, I’m only about two inches shorter than average.

Not even if I happen to point out I don’t mind going shirtless and you happen to be a shrimp.

...are you serious? Or screwing with me?

Fun night?

No. And you’re not making the morning any better.

I’m pretty easily seduced.

That’s not something I’m willing to find out for myself.

… people usually just yell.

Some people don’t. Some people just get mad. You don’t have to yell.

I’m just saying. If you really want to know, you’ll have to seduce me.

I couldn’t seduce someone if I wanted to, let alone you. 

… Right. Okay. Knew that.

...you didn’t know that.

Only one way for you to find out.

I still have the whistle.

… isn’t that what angry people do?

I don’t have to yell at you to be mad at you. 

Being funny 24/7 is no easy task.

Are you implying that you’re funny when you sleep?