wtf

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

why are girls held to a much higher standard when it comes to singing like u must be absolutely perfect but if a dude can so much as hit a note he’s like a god

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

but it really is so important to find people who don’t lose patience with you or get angry if you’re being irrational or insecure or downright ridiculous, it is so so necessary to be treated with gentleness from loved ones and not to be made to feel like you’re irritating or a burden

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

I am always appreciative of this kind of good background info so I can safely enjoy cute animals without inadvertently supporting exotic pet ownership. c:

you just turned stagnant water into $200 wine