Take me away; my wanderlust is strong.

Bagpipes are weapons of war. They are loud as fuck so troops can hear them over the sounds of fighting, from a great distance. In the fog of war you'd hear your piper and know where to rally. Fuckin badass

i was obsessed with the eruption of mt vesuvius as a kid, you know, ad 79, destruction of pompeii, the good shit. anyway when i was 9 my aunt was living in naples in italy and we went to visit and she was like do you want to climb mt vesuvius. and i was like hwaaa? you can do that? and she was like yeah i actually do a marathon up it every year let's go. so me and my mum and aunt and cousins all trek up this volcano in the middle of summer and it's yknow, a volcano. very hot and full of rocks. and we get to the crater and we're looking down into it and i'm like woah... this is what destroyed pompeii... and my aunt is like yup. got 'em good. and my little 6 year old cousin pipes up 'what would happen if it erupted now??' and me and my aunt just immediately, in the exact same tone, say 'we would die.'

mosh pit? no i'm afraid you misheard. i said moss pit. lay me down in the lichen boys.