alightinthefire

please fucking watch this

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

Twins of Evil dir. John Hough | 1971

Literary history that happened on 28 April

When you remember the anti-vax movement

Ur right and u should say it

Häxan (1922)

thats a graph of a hamburger.

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

every single day woke up and told myself that this would be the day I figured out how to make children understand that I was merely educating people about the remains of long-dead dinosaurs, that I was not personally involved in their murders and have a rock solid alibi of millions upon millions of years. and every day I would fail. some children simply could not wrap their heads around the idea that I could have some kind of authority over a dead thing unless I had killed it myself. I have no fucking idea why that was the first and most common assumption for a huge majority of young children but it truly haunts me.