C'est La Vie, Steal my Heart

there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

……his own fam 

wow

referring to god with feminine pronouns is such a power play and i wish people did it more often

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

it costs $0 to not mock others cultures and ethnicities

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

“But the age of consent is-” Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

I can’t do a fucking thing my guy