"Remember Why You Started Down This Path."

What is we kissed under the cordspaghetti poster

Hang it above our bed, we can kiss every night.

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

coins for the ferryman

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

I’m pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

oi, @ashramuh​

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Thinking of that picture of the fennec sitting like it’s people.

How come skeletons, a surefire way to know someone died, are so funny? How did we turn them from a symbol of death and decay into funny rattle guys?

Well the thing is they rattle around and they play themselves like the xylophone or perhaps marimba. And they say things like I've got a bone to pick with you