Alien Tea Shoppe

So, I was big into commercials when I was a kid. Apparently I’d be playing cars in the den during a program, & stop & watch all of the commercials, then go back to playing. It was the jingles, man. That, & I suppose commercials were just… more calm in the 80s? They’d even still play 70s commercials, depending on the company, because I do remember some that weren’t brand new in the 80s. “The…

Had a free trial of Prime recently.  I actually detest Prime.  For one, there’s never really anything on there (though now I’m sad to know that Supernatural is on there, but I still won’t be keeping Prime), but also that my telly, which is fairly new (three years?) is a Fire TV, so is Prime, but won’t actually play Prime or Freevee (or whichever is the free app that says it’s now on Prime to…

 I watch some channels on Youtube.  Spooky stuff, unsolved things, etc.  I found Scary Interesting & Chilling Scares, but my older sister found Modtricca, What Lurks Beneath, & Slapped Ham, which I call the Spooky Pig Channel.  Anyway.   Continue reading There’s Always A Book… & It’s Never The Devil…

I did say that I was going to talk about my weird fascination with Peter Weller & here we are. No, it’s not his perky lips, which is why he was hired for the role in Robocop (considering that’s mostly what you’d see) & it’s not that his acting was that great. But I keep name dropping him & I’m not sure why. Is it that his name seems cool? Continue reading Name Dropping Peter Weller…

No, I’m not in love with… well I’m not sure if this is Jon Hamm or his character of Don Draper from Mad Men, but regardless I don’t dig this guy (not like this), but when I saw this picture the other day it made me LAUGH! It still makes me laugh & found it appropriate for this post. Perhaps read this post as him, does it make it more entertaining? I certainly think so. Basically I just talk…

Watched the 1988 sci-fi/horror film They Live (which this post is from last Spring, so…). Lil’ Small would constantly reference it, which led me to really want to watch it. But I’m either decades too late for it, or it just wasn’t that good to begin with, or simply doesn’t hold up well now. Continue reading They Live…

Lil’ Small has a few Frog & Toad books from her childhood. I never had Frog & Toad books. Didn’t really read hers growing up, because she didn’t allow this, as they were some of her favourites, & were given specifically to her, not to the both of us. I did read hers a few years ago & enjoyed them. I also figured she should have the other books to fill in her collection, so I purchased two…

I’m not a girl who’s afraid of weapons (I slept with a big knife as a little girl… until I found out) or dipping my toes into “Boy Land”, though I sometimes don’t really know the rules. So I’m just remembering my evil nature, trying to figure out how to not be the object of desire, & learning to stand my ground. Continue reading Brandishing Weapons…

When little demon babies are produced, they get put into human meat suits & infiltrate the ranks of Earthlings. There are no instruction manuals. Only the fittest survive or else are absorbed by humanity. This is the story (or part of the story) of one such demon baby, dropped into the human world, & learned, vicariously, how to navigate it. Did you ever wonder what the face of evil would look…

Well, this post went weird. It’s basically about the dead & things that go bump in the night or basically things that aren’t in the here & now of flesh & blood. Just in time for Spooky Season, so that’s good, right?! Continue reading Untitled

I obtained a lot of new clothes recently. Grab bags full of fancy, expensive clothing that Lil’ Small picked up on the cheap. Clothing I’ve altered & paired weird outfits together. Channelled my inner 1980’s hooker (twice!) & Lil’ Small literally gave me the clothes off her back. So, it’s a fashion montage! How fun! Ready? Let’s go! Continue reading Untitled

This post is all over the place. But then I think that a photo I snagged off the internet of Elvis & Bigfoot ridin’ The Loch Ness Monster pretty much sums it up about right. I’m touching on a lot here. From lamp posts, to men vs women, to my teenage boy self, to the ’80’s, to serial killers & cannibalism, to 70’s metal, to sexy mostly naked ladies. Continue reading Untitled

Yes, I went to see Barbie today & yes, I did dress up. Apparently my state really digs Barbie & had a lot to say about this. I also discuss Barbie versus Woman, Barbie sex, & Serial Killer Ken. Really? Serial Killer Ken? Yes, I went there. But when do I not. But let’s read on, shall we? Continue reading Untitled

This post kind of connects with my last one on façades. It’s about being too much, making people uncomfortable, true natures, religion, Devil Magicks, serial killers, & you know the drill. This is all over the place, but it does have a central theme. What am I even? Continue reading Untitled

This post is about witches & demons & the scary things that go bump in the night… including myself.Also what constitutes as truly scary or evil. Using discernment in these situations. Using your guts. Freedom versus chains. Perhaps there is no conundrum & things are just as they should be… Continue reading Untitled

This post is all over the place. How to boy, childhood shenanigans, clothing faux pas & messages, & how to not ask for help. Continue reading Untitled

Who the hell knew that me baking a damn cake & pairing it with milk would flood me with memories & questions? I certainly didn’t see that coming, but knowing how my life goes… I probably should have. Continue reading Untitled